When he first entered Princeton he was majoring in law with a 4.00 GPA and a clean mind uncontaminated by drug and drink. Sadly, his life was to take a drastic turn for the worse. He had been inducted into the Cap
and Gown fraternity, which is done by invitation only, by a fellow student who was very impressed by his manners. Gradually he was corrupted by their ways. The strangeness all started with their induction ceremony.
They ate a grand dinner with wine. Unbeknownst to Simon, the wine was spiked with a hypnotic.


Simon and eleven other inductees were then led into an underground chamber dimly lit by torches. They were ordered to lie down in some coffins which had been arranged in a circle and told to masturbate?? They were
also ordered to confess their personal secrets to the fraternity's leaders who were dressed in black robes with white skeletal frames painted on them. This ran counter to everything that he instinctually knew was
right, but under the strong influence of the wine, he ended up complying! Supposedly there is photographic evidence of that night still locked away in the archives of Cap and Gown.


After this ceremony, Simon was not the same person. He gradually drifted further and further into degradation and filth. He moved out of the exchange student home with his adoptive family and into a single
occupancy dorm room in Princeton's notorious "1915 Hall". This residential hall is known colloquially amongst the student body as "420 Hall" because of the omnipresent marijuana vapors one finds drifting from
underneath the door jambs! He started going to frat parties every weekend. He began to watch pornography, curse profusely, smoke marlboro reds, drink jager shots, snort cocaine, smoke marijuana, lick ecstacy
tablets, and even chug cough syrup! The list went on forever! His eyes began to assume a permanently bloodshot and listless character. His GPA plumetted from a 4.00 to a 2.30. He was no longer on the dean's list
and was in serious danger of expulsion.

Agreed.


Klink

 

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Loving this thread. Perhaps I am this Gnostic Mag, perhaps not. The fact is, that you think whatever I want you to think, and you are all puppets for my entertainment. So keep it up, you are just where I want you.

heard you pm'ed swordz acting paranoid after i made this post

 

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Perhaps I am "Simon Magus".


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_magus


Or perhaps you are all being played for fools.


Many have said that I have a very acute judgment of character.


Do you really think that I would throw good meat to such dogs?

what are you even saying

 

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Gnostic = Simon

Klaw = Simon

Simon = Simon

I win.

 

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To be honest I hate simon more than any other troll in the history of vn dt and probably AC although I have never met him in game, people like him usually macro in 5 mill per hour dungeons at lv 250 to avoid fights and only run quests between 2-4am.

I would be interested in paying roughly 50 dollars per month and as high as 100 dollars per month to any VN mod that kept him actively banned at all times and traced his IP to keep him from being able to post as alts. If I could somehow contact AC envoys in RL I would be interested in keeping both rejected and simon permanently banned from AC, at the rate of 100$ per month. I haven't had success with this yet but I am working on it.

 

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So far as I am concerned, Simon Fretter is a gentleman and a scholar, yet is completely unrelated to my patron, Gnostic Mag, in any way whatsoever. This is coming from a sir that hasn't touched AC in over a year.