Andry posted:


"i like clerics."


Andry likes mee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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He just likes seeing you in your little FrenchMaid outfit.

Wow... i just read this entire thread for some reason. I'm forever tainted.

The whole reason you have not seen us clerics is because our trainer Lady Winchell is, well, she's HOT!


"<sighs> all male clerics, doomed to her service for ever." <Tymon says, with a smile on his face> "Aye the male cleric smiles alot if ye be noticin', it its nay a happy smile but one that be forced upon us. I must go now to beg her forgiveness, for as soon as she be readin' this I be fearin' fer me very life!"


<Later that same day, Tymon is seen, on his hands and knees, scrubbing the floors of the church, with a "smile" on his face.

Cabalists are bad. Except for ones whose names begin with J and end with herinor.

Pygmy King! ::grins:: Th'charming one, I'm sure.

Oh!!

Who do I have to thank for dragging my dim and distant past back out from under wraps, eh? *glances up a bit* ahh ... Elspeth. Should have known ......


Hmm, my advice?

*grins*

Well, I AM actually still with the sweet infiltrator that I was with back then, and have every intention of staying so. I have little choice.

*taps her chastity belt and pouts*


However, have I had anything to add? hmm ... let's see ...


Armsmen: ... nothing to add, really. They're still to be taken as you find them.


Paladins: ... deranged, to a man. Every single one of them. If they aren't confusing you with the angels, they're swearing off women completely, or only going after those of other realms ...


Mercenaries: ... Can be yours for a price, depending on what coin you pay them in. Some of them have the key to unlock 'most any defences .....


Infiltrators: ... have you ever danced with the devil ...? I cannot comment on infiltrators. I'm utterly biased in their favour.


Scouts: ... they're still hiding from me, mainly. The only one of my acquaintance knows of all sorts of such clever uses for bowstrings, though ...


Minstrels: ... ohhh the stamina


Wizards: ... it's something to do with those entrancing fingers: let yourself get carried away and before you know it they're showing you that they now not only have shackles in their collection, but riding-crops and thick rope too.


Cabalists: ... they're evil. But that's not necessarily a bad thing, y'know?


Sorcerors: ... never quite certain they are who they say they are. Or are as they seem to look. I may have been glamoured. But the fantasy's fine enough.


Theurgists: ... just what are all those groans from the pets trying to hide, eh?


Clerics: ... I've hardly met a sober or religious cleric in this entire realm. Watch what he's doing with his hands when he tries to bless you, my child.


Friars: ... utterly focussed and always trying to prove themselves. Now, just to show them what a proper object of that focus should be ...


*bows*

Not a lot more research, but circumstances have meant I have had to step back and let you others take a turn.

Elspeth, sis ... I feel most certainly that you would be far better putting down your findings than I.


*grins*

hmm , let me think a little and i'll tell my thoughts. but be warned my experince is mostly with the Highlander males of the realm

as a follower of the Church, it says be fruitful and multiply. Therefore I try to plant my seed wherever and whenever I can

All right, I'll add my two coppers. Here's my guide to Hibernian men. Please realize that this is all heresay, as I have little personal experience in matters of the heart.


Bard - They're very confused. They have to juggle three instruments, and *then* play them. Oh, and they have to learn how to fight, too. That pretty much leaves no room in their heads for even thinking about women.


Blademaster - Inconclusive. Not enough subjects to study.


Champion - They like to use big weapons, presumably to make up for other areas in which they are lacking. Tough guys on the outside, thumb-suckers on the inside.


Druid - See Enchanter.


Eldritch - They're special, and they need to be treated like they're special. They need lots of petting and adoration.


Enchanter - They'll make you think that you're really very important to them, and that they are the answer to every woman's prayers. However, how important can you be when they can summon a pet to do their every bidding whenever they wish?


Hero - A better protector for a woman's heart couldn't be asked for. However, getting past the ego and the pride may be difficult. They can turn into a moose. That pretty much leaves nothing more to be said.


Mentalist - Shy and reserved, they always seem surprised at the effects they create. They need constant confidence-building.


Nightshade - You don't want to know. Really, you don't want to know.


Ranger - "I love you I love you I love you! Yes yes yes! Wait, you're too close. Stay right there! Don't you take another step!" *vrrroooooom*


Warden - Probably the most well-adjusted, stable, and desirable of the bunch, but may have some overbearing fatherly qualities.