1) I'm not an asshole irl, believe it or not.

2) I go to the bar too much.

3) I'm the last male that carries my last name, and the pressure is on to reproduce. (WTB WOMAN WITH CHILD BEARING HIPZ PST~~~~~ )

4) I'm the youngest manager in my company.

5) I eat like an elephant and can't gain weight.

6) My band just got back together and I will soon get to stroke my epeen about that on these boards.

7) I've never been arrested.

8) I have a clock on my desk that says UBA (United Business Association) on it.

9) I shave my head because anyone can pull off the hair thing, but only select few can pull off the bald look.

10) I always have the cleanest car in my neighborhood.

 

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1. I love food and love to cook and am pretty good at it.

2. I don't even remember the name of the first girl I kissed, let alone her initials...we were 12.

3. I was the first American to recieve a license in France to play soccer.

4. I'm a perfectionist...something my wife despises.

5. I excelled at athletics, yet I love gardening and trees.

6. dog or cat person? don't know, have two of both and don't really like any of them.

7. Most fun is running a lonesome highway at high speed on my Harley, near dusk.

8. Fav movies...Saving Private Ryan, We Were Soldiers, Braveheart

9. Fav color is blue but I always wear black when not working.

10. My life is great.

11. Our family has tracked our heritage...though our family name came to America in 1500, my great great grandfather on my father's side "seems" to have had no family and just "appeared".

1. I absolutely hate stupid people - and no matter how I try to hide it, everyone says it is glaringly obvious how I feel when I am around one.


2. I think people are wayyyy to serious about everything, I love a sense of humor, hate political correctness, and have no problem laughing at myself.


3. I was a Naval Officer and Naval Aviator for about 12 years.


4. When I look at a woman's appearance, one of the first things I look at is her upper arms (shoulders to elbows). I can tell if I am going to like the rest of her body just from that.


5. I am lazy as hell and a consumate procrastinator. Anything that involves repetition such as dishes, laundry, cleaning, etc. gets done very rarely. My place is usually a mess.


6. I can't stand a mess. I love a clean, tidy and organized space. #5 above really makes life miserable for me because of this. (I am a firm believer that this is why most guys get married, although I never plan on getting married myself).


7. Speaking of marriage, I have had 3 women ask me to marry them at different points in my life. I declined each time and hindsight being 20/20, boy did I make the right choice in each case!


8. I earned a Master's Degree from the top school in the world for International Management - now I own a record store. WTF am I thinking?


9. I love sex but haven't been laid since Jesus lost his sandals and the Dead Sea was still sick. All I do lately is work and sleep and occassionaly play DAoC. (I work two full time jobs...one of them a graveyard shift).


10. I am the Emperor of Hibernia!


11. I like to think outside the box and rules often don't apply to me...thus I don't feel constrained to only put 10 things down, I am putting 11!

 

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1. I love exotic, unique flowers... like orchids, bird of paradise, etc.

2. My favorite childhood memory is sitting on the front porch with Woof on a drizzly morning, sipping hot cocoa, and watching the trucks pass by.

3. I prefer wearing my tsinelas (flip flops) everywhere I can. I hate shoes. ;p

4. My 1st favorite stress release is swimming laps in the pool.

5. My second favorite stress release is playing the piano.

6. There's a really nice little painting-type thing that someone made of me that you can buy on the internet.

7. I love watching boxing. For awhile, I trained in it, but my coach wanted to place me in kickboxing competitions instead... but I stopped because I think that coach was psycho anyways.

8. I never went to a single high school dance, including prom. My parents didn't let me (strict Asian parents).

9. Balsamic viniagrette is yumm!!!!

10. I love fish. Fish is yumm too.

1. I once wrote a song about setting someone's poodle on fire


2. My favorite food is sushi


3. My current favorite bands are Old 97's, Fountains of Wayne, Barenaked Ladies, the Beatles, Wilco and Luna


4. I have a shiny blue electric guitar.


5. My girlfriend makes the best pancakes.


6. She also gives the best... yeah.


7. When I was 28 years old I played a 55 year-old Irishman on stage in a local theater production... my then-wife played my daughter. It was weird.


8. I have three children who will one day be a lot smarter than I am.


9. I love Dark Age of Camelot. Seriously. I do.


10. Most of the time, I like foreplay more than sex.

1. I miss having a dog. Had dogs growing up my whole life but now im too lazy to clean up dog crap.


2. I have 2 tattoos, 1 on each bicep


3. I have an addictive personality


4. I own my own home.


5. Not a big family guy. Im a bachelor and enjoy life


6. I got stabbed in the leg with a pencil by Amy Paetche in 6th grade and i can still see the lead like 15 years later.


7. Have a gotee <grin>


8. I hate feet


9. Lasagna is <3


10. Im not very social and really dont like people a whole lot. Not sure why im that way but im not very outgoing. I never go to bars

 

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you were stabbed in the leg with a pencil by a girl??? >_<


was it puppy love or just pure psychotic hate?!

i actually dated her 2 years later

 

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"I love sex but haven't been laid since Jesus lost his sandals and the Dead Sea was still sick. All I do lately is work and sleep and occassionaly play DAoC. (I work two full time jobs...one of them a graveyard shift)."


this made me LOL irl


<edit to add: not because I find it funny you haven't been laid but because I can identify with it >

In the spirit of the first poster


1. My favorite food is spicy with a side of plenty of it.


2. Both my grandfathers got drunk and killed themselves.


3. Im NOT a dog person and I hate cats too (with a passion).


4. Favorite Movie of all time is really not an interesting fact, so, favorite activity in a movie theatre is groping - closely followed by sleeping ;P


5. I believe the world IS ending due to several acts of human stupidity over the last century, mostly US ones actually..


6.The first girl I kissed was hawt, and we were naked at the time (oh yeah and 7 yrs old ;P).


7. I want to sue everyone for everything, and thus be your almighty - but what's the point really, with the world ending and all.


8. My favorite color is whatever is on the top of the pile in the closet (mostly black then I guess).


9. The worst song ever written is probably not written yet, in an age of boybands and record labels with no stones, really, what're the odds we've hit rock bottom yet (But if I do have to pick.. probably that one Janet Jackson song where it sounds like the CD player is skipping all the time.. ).


10 I have never had a VD.


(11. This was likely more than anyone wanted to know ;P)

 

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