aon mixed (1970 - ?)
Clad in floral patterned vests and tie dye, looking more like a free-spirit hippie than a comedian, aon has become one of the top entertainers on the vnboards. Whether it's on AC Friends, or naked via the internet, aon is on the brink of superstardom.
As for aon's life, it has to be seen to be believed. It has evolved into a spectacle of lights, lasers, and music. a typical day consists of numerous travel trunks overflowing with bits and pieces of everyday life transformed into creations of reality which everyone can relate to: a Mark Fuhrman belt with a bloody glove attached, a party horn with an inhaler for asthmatics, a briefcase with a credit-card machine attached for O.J. Simpson's lawyers, slippers with bumpers for those nighttime excursions, etc. Each prop is introduced to his captivated audience with a twist of the absurd. With rapid-fire succession, he displays an uncanny accuracy for making people laugh in a carnival-like atmosphere.
Yes, that's his real lazy eye and it's naturally that twitchy. There are some people who honestly think he went into a pencil store one day with a normal set of eyes and said, "Can you screw me up real bad?", and then paid for it.
aon's favorite color is plaid, but he loves all colors and think they should all be worn at the same time. His philosophy on clothing is "Never Match – It's Boring." In case you were wondering, for a brief time he preferred briefs or boxers, but all he can tell you now is "I'm Swinging Like a Pendulum – Swing Low, Sweet Chariot."
He is originally from the state of New York... Talk about a difficult place to get an education. When you get up, it's really hard making the decision whether to shovel snow or go to go cow tipping. He threw rocks at passing semi-trailers more than he went to school. His father worked for Amway and his brother became a transgendered auto-erotica salesman.
There is no signs of his momma.
Lately, aon has been dabbling in the fine art of staying under the radar while making a really crappy salary as a wannabe technical writer for a company that breaks people's knees for a living.
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