CoreBB

I have hired a number of detectives to track the ellusive aon-mixed, and here is what they have determined.

1) Aon-Mixed's real name is Aon-Mixed. He was born in Paduach Kentucky on July 14-15, 1962. The date is not known since his birth is shrouded in a mystery. Aon-Mixed was found on August 15, 1962 being suckled by a cat next to a discount tobacco hut. He received his name because he was clothed in a used cement bag with the words 'Aon' (it was the shortened version of the brand name Thraon Concrete) and Mixed (shortened from Fast Drying Cement Mixed (sic, hell man it was Kentucky).

2) Aon-Mixed was then brought to the local orphanage for five years. During this time, he continued to demand to be feed only in the presence of cats. This particular fetish alarmed the nuns, but pailed in comparison to their shock that he used his youthful flexibility to perform thrice daily oral anal-genitial cleaning, while purring. It seems that the early imprinting would never be broken.

3) Aon-Mixed was sold secretly one night from the orphanage to a group of merchant marines who wanted to use the child to bag baby sitters in the Orient. But the truth is that Aon the night before was almost victimized by the local priest. He was saved from most of the assault by using his claw-like nails during the preliminary fisting foreplay time.

4) Aon's life with the merchant marines was tranquil and helped in his development. The marines allowed him to maintain a troup of cats (not to exceed a total humber of 12), and Aon provide the marines with an excuse to constantly look for a wet nurse.

5) At the age of twelve, the marines realized that Aon had outgrown his usefulness as a babe magnet, and decided to sell him to a traveling circus. Aon's ticket to the big top came with his billing as the 'Lost Cat Boy of Borneo'. His act entailed his 'cleaning act' (some how he had maintained his youthful flexibility) and the fact that he could use telepathy to control his pride of cats.

6) At age 14 Aon lost his virginity to Mini-Mary (the circus dwarf). All during this experience Mini-Mary kept saying Argggggggg Aon Harder. Thus, he fetish with pirates began.

7) At age 16, Aon married. It was to the bearded lady Sophia. Sophia was a classic beauty, with the small distraction of facial hair. However, Aon enjoyed this aspect of her anatomy during oral sex, it tickled him between his testicles and anal sphincter. During this time Aon was filmed stating 'Argggggggggggggggggg My Fair Lady, ruffle my gourney.' No one knew what it meant, but Aon loved to state it.

8) At age 19, tragedy struck Aon. Sophia got her beard caught in a tractor combine during a circus outing and was lost. Thus began his decent into true piratedom.

To be continued if I don't get banned. And I know Aon is taking this as a joke.