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Caoilin  4 stars
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-Kruugar- posted:

My grandma used to invite them in and have coffee with them and jehova's witnesses.

She figured she was wasting their time so they couldn't bother other people and she could spend an hour or two bragging about her grandchildren and showing picture.


they aren't allowed to drink caffeine.

 

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Gaevren  4 stars
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Caoilin posted:

-Kruugar- posted:

My grandma used to invite them in and have coffee with them and jehova's witnesses.

She figured she was wasting their time so they couldn't bother other people and she could spend an hour or two bragging about her grandchildren and showing picture.


they aren't allowed to drink caffeine.



Incorrect- but they don't drink coffee or tea. Other caffeinated beverages are often consumed. There are some who won't drink anything with caffeine in it but as far as "the rules" goes, it's only caffeine and tea which are no-nos.

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
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say that again g

im confused

 

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levgre  3 stars
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No wonder Mormons are so peppy, they can't drink tea or coffee so they chug Red Bulls.

 

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Gaevren  4 stars
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-Foxy- posted:

say that again g

im confused



lol

The only drinks besides alcohol that Mormons are not supposed to drink are coffee and tea.

Anything else with caffeine is fine (sodas, energy drinks, etc), but some Mormons voluntarily avoid anything with caffeine in it at all.

Make sense?

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
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ok why can they have not have tea or coffee?

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
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caffiene is caffiene, isnt it ??

 

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-oddlystrange-
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Any kind of stimulant or substance that could lead to addiction is bad to them. So no caffeine at all, not just coffee / tea. They just haven't bothered to update the Official Book of Stupendeousness since '72 about it.

 

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Achim_LC  1 star
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It isn't the caffeine that is the problem.

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
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what is?

 

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