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Bottle openers that don't work
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Fozzie_Bear
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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pisses my wife off to no end but I still use my teeth.
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-Foxy-
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Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
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well stop that!
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Fozzie_Bear
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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-Foxy- posted:
well stop that!
it never fails that I am faced with one of these bottles when there is a dire need for its contents and absolutely no hope of an actual tool being present to open it with.
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winga
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
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The only time I drink from bottles is when I'm at the bar... and they take the cap off for me. Your first world problems amuse me though.
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winga posted:
The only time I drink from bottles is when I'm at the bar... and they take the cap off for me. Your first world problems amuse me though.
This was a problem back home in South Africa, too. Hardly just a first world problem.
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Reapist
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
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Back in the old days we would walk over to the car with the open doors (the one with the music playing) and use the door latch mechanism inside the door jam to open the bottle of beer.
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Sith_Mauler
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Registered: 2002-12-21 13:40:03
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bic lighter work great if you have some strength in your hands
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mightbe
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Registered: 2003-7-21 12:49:15
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i have two bottle openers on my key chain. never know when one will break
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regulator_cracka
Title: They finally recognized greatness.
Posts: 3,726
Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
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Caoilin posted:
TickyAtack posted:
My friend brought be back a keychain bottle opener from arizona, it's super nice and has a little spinning kokopelli on it. Doesn't work, won't grip the bottle cap. How the eff does somebody make and sell a bottle opener that doesn't open bottles.
Reminds me, my mom bought my brother a wall hanging one from Pottery Barn a few years back. Solid brass or something, looked like this one:
didn't work. You could open the bottle only if you held the bottle horizontal to it, but as I experienced at a party, you spray beer all over everyone within range.
wtf?
clearly we have different definitions of "didn't work".
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Maleraka
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Registered: 2002-9-24 18:26:05
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Sgian_Dubh posted:
This is america, land of cheap crap people are too stupid and undisciplined not to waste money on.
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