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Bottle openers that don't work
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Jezza_Belle
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Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
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1/1/00 12:00am
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kitchen drawer knobs are the perfect distance from the drawer to open a bottle.
I don't use this method often, only when I can't find one of my 4 bottle openers.
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Onslaught.
Title: I've always wanted a title.
Posts: 1,377
Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
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I use an old cutting board when I can not find an opener. Just put the cap on the edge and karate chop it.
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TickyAtack
Posts: 1,303
Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Ok this thread is not about poor man bottle opening strategies.
It's about how somebody can design and machine a very nice product for a specific purpose, but neglects to care if it works for that purpose.
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Jezza_Belle
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TickyAtack posted:
Ok this thread is not about poor man bottle opening strategies.
It's about how somebody can design and machine a very nice product for a specific purpose, but neglects to care if it works for that purpose.
obviously you haven't been stuck with an unopened bottle when you really wanted a beer.
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Mangler_SC
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
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Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
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Date Posted:
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rabbitslayer posted:
I use a bic lighter, works great
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AkagiyamaMissile
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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Date Posted:
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Wait, how exactly are you using this? Are you using the correct side? The correct direction?
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Caoilin
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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TickyAtack posted:
My friend brought be back a keychain bottle opener from arizona, it's super nice and has a little spinning kokopelli on it. Doesn't work, won't grip the bottle cap. How the eff does somebody make and sell a bottle opener that doesn't open bottles.
Reminds me, my mom bought my brother a wall hanging one from Pottery Barn a few years back. Solid brass or something, looked like this one:
didn't work. You could open the bottle only if you held the bottle horizontal to it, but as I experienced at a party, you spray beer all over everyone within range.
wtf?
clearly we have different definitions of "didn't work".
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AkagiyamaMissile
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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Date Posted:
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Caoilin posted:
TickyAtack posted:
My friend brought be back a keychain bottle opener from arizona, it's super nice and has a little spinning kokopelli on it. Doesn't work, won't grip the bottle cap. How the eff does somebody make and sell a bottle opener that doesn't open bottles.
Reminds me, my mom bought my brother a wall hanging one from Pottery Barn a few years back. Solid brass or something, looked like this one:
didn't work. You could open the bottle only if you held the bottle horizontal to it, but as I experienced at a party, you spray beer all over everyone within range.
wtf?
clearly we have different definitions of "didn't work".
ISENGARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Caoilin
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
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Date Posted:
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well next time don't call an entire fortress a tower. 
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AkagiyamaMissile
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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Date Posted:
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Caoilin posted:
well next time don't call an entire fortress a tower.
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I was trying to be all LEET and COOL. I forgot the tower is indeed called...
oh FFS...At least you blocked a tirade from Caw by just calling me out for being the idiot that I am.
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