-Kruugar- posted:
How is it, that scam after scam of these silly bracelets keep getting debunked and people keep falling for it?
The company evenadmittedthat they are a fraud with no scientific support.
http://gizmodo.com/5723577/powerbalance-admits-their-wristbands-are-a-scam
How many gullible people do you know who have boughten one?
I had an old man once try and tell me my cellphone is corrupting my aura and then proceeded to use the tricks those bracelet guys use to demonstrate it's "effects" on my "aura".
Old Man: "Put your phone on the counter and place your hand on it."
Me: *does it*
Old Man: "Now extend your other arm straight out, and try and prevent me from pushing down."
Me: "Okay."
Old Man: *Leans on arm, obviously pushing it down, nobody can resist that."
Old Man: "See? Now, take your index finger and make circles around the battery for thirty seconds or so, this neutralizes the effects on your aura"
Me, thinking to my self: "Oh jesus christ kill me now"
Old Man: "Ok that's been about thirty seconds, put your arm out again and watch"
Old Man: *proceeds to squeeze my arm with his hands and act about as good as a pre-schooler like hes pushing hard, clenching his jaw and squinting -- the whole works"
Old Man: "See?"
Me: "I know what your just did, it's a scam."
Old Man: "It's not a scam, son. I'm a doctor, you can trust me"
Me: "What kind of doctor?"
Old Man: "I'm a chiropractor, a nutritionist."
Me: "Neither of those are doctorates."
This is when he gets mad and walks away mumbling about how he was just trying to help me.
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