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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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I don't drink less, I just drink smarter

 

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_sooz_  4 stars
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Lol, maybe I need to do that, then!

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
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Dark_EternalFF posted:

I don't drink less, I just drink smarter



What like you read a book while doing shots?

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
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Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
BritonGuy posted:

Dark_EternalFF posted:

I don't drink less, I just drink smarter



What like you read a book while doing shots?



I read your posts while doing shots. It's the best way to get educated on current events and form my political opinions.

 

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Caoilin  4 stars
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lol @ sooz and smarter.

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
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Kordirn  4 stars
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Jesus how could you even get drunk off of such a drink? You are taking a 5% alcoholic beverage on average and diluting it.

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
-Ronsac- posted:

OG_Loki posted:

How in the world can I make myself fatter? What am I doing wrong, I seem to not be gaining weight at the pace I would like to. Any advice?


_sooz_ posted:

Mix half a glass of Heineken with half a glass of sprite. Then come back here and thank me.

(Seriously, the main reason i do this, apart from the fact that it tastes lovely, is because my 2 beers stretches out to 4 glasses of beer, making it last all evening.)



OMG THANKS!



Mixing a sprite with a Heineken would actually have a lower calorie count than drinking a Heineken alone.



I'd say you are wrecking a good beer, but Heineken is far from a good beer.

 

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