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OG_Loki  3 stars
Title: *Pelvic Thrust*
Posts: 910
Registered: 2002-1-26 18:18:46
Then I told him how a little fat kid named mforce was obsessed with me on a message board. We both laughed hysterically. Then he played piano.

 

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NeoKarnak  2 stars
Posts: 346
Registered: 2009-12-21 18:31:34
OG_Loki posted:

Then I told him how a little fat kid named mforce was obsessed with me on a message board. We both laughed hysterically. Then he played piano.



He plays piano? No wonder he wants hammerhands. He's tired of tickling things.

 

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Ungabhunga  2 stars
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Registered: 2008-8-7 11:25:39
oops

 

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notmforce2k  4 stars
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Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
Awwww.
Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
make him cement hands, quickrete, 5 gallon bucket, put both hands in.

Mom will be pleased he can no longer get into things.

 

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Hawkson  4 stars
Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
Posts: 1,791
Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
Get him those Hulk-Smash, hand things.

 

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Onslaught.  4 stars
Title: I've always wanted a title.
Posts: 1,377
Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeANLieobEg

 

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Hawkson  4 stars
Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
Posts: 1,791
Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
Onslaught. posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeANLieobEg



Yep. Those.

 

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OG_Loki  3 stars
Title: *Pelvic Thrust*
Posts: 910
Registered: 2002-1-26 18:18:46
He has those, he wanted me to shape rock in to hands and make a place he could stick his hands in them so he can bash stuff. Crazy kid...he wouldn't believe that I couldn't make what he was talking about.

 

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levgre  3 stars
Posts: 606
Registered: 2001-10-24 07:24:49
Duck tape plus hammers?

Might be a bad idea since he'll want to use them.

 

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