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My son is whining at me to make him "hammer hands"
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OG_Loki
Title: *Pelvic Thrust*
Posts: 910
Registered: 2002-1-26 18:18:46
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1/1/00 12:00am
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My son is whining at me to make him "hammer hands"
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At first it entailed melting metal onto his hands "so I can punch stuff and break it and just *punch motion* destroy things"
Me, "So you want me to take burning hot metal and pour it on your hands?"
Him, "No, hahahah, no, just take a big chunk of metal, and hammer it in to hammer-hands and put it on my hands so I can punch stuff"
Me, "no"
now he's asking me to make him rock hands.
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Cuttlery
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
Posts: 2,631
Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
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My son is whining at me to make him "hammer hands"
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Personally I'd make him hammer hands, then let mom deal with it.
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Sgian_Dubh
Posts: 446
Registered: 2003-4-7 10:19:52
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My son is whining at me to make him "hammer hands"
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hammer hands sound a lot more awesome than hammer pants.
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ikkoikki
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2009-2-8 10:34:47
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My son is whining at me to make him "hammer hands"
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Introduce him to Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis and show him the character named Jax. He'll love it and will be out of your hair for hours.
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aon_mixed
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Posts: 2,317
Registered: 2002-8-19 07:30:30
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1/1/00 12:00am
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My son is whining at me to make him "hammer hands"
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so he can beat his meat like it owes him money?
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OG_Loki
Title: *Pelvic Thrust*
Posts: 910
Registered: 2002-1-26 18:18:46
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My son is whining at me to make him "hammer hands"
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I have no idea.
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Aethelgrin
Posts: 198
Registered: 2001-12-20 11:30:54
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1/1/00 12:00am
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My son is whining at me to make him "hammer hands"
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Hammer hands sounds pretty sweet tbh.
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NeoKarnak
Posts: 346
Registered: 2009-12-21 18:31:34
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My son is whining at me to make him "hammer hands"
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aon_mixed posted:
so he can beat his meat like it owes him money?
Jesus, LOL.
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NeoKarnak
Posts: 346
Registered: 2009-12-21 18:31:34
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Oh, you might want to let him know that the energy of the blow will transfer to his fists (in case he thinks it isn't going to hurt when he punches stuff).
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notmforce2k
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My son is whining at me to make him "hammer hands"
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Then what happened?
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