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TickyAtack  4 stars
Posts: 1,303
Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
NonOffensiveName posted:

I hope he did right by her at least at the end of the date. You know, club her over the head and drag her back to his cave. Anything less than that would be classless.



This is my fantasy.

 

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ACX  1 star
Posts: 248
Registered: 2001-10-25 12:53:52
I must have been 17 or 18. I was a late bloomer.
Hyperimiator  3 stars
Title: Maximus Probus
Posts: 840
Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
Truth of the matter is, I can't remember, but I had my first g/f in first or second grade, Helen Papas was her name.

I do remember my first g/f with boobs, Janet Brumley in 5th.

I remember trying to get it on in 4th grade and neither her (older cousin of a bro' nor I had a public hair between us, lol. (it was her idea, it was sad to say my first time that I couldn't get it up, then again I don't ever had it up, by that point in my life either)

I guess you could say I didn't lead a sheltered life.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
vn_anon63xxx posted:



Yep.

That's how I roll.



Will you be my wingman?

 

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Bi-polar  1 star
Posts: 85
Registered: 2005-10-3 11:40:07
I was 13, my Mom took us to the state fair where we went and saw Weird Al play in concert. Super awkward since I was still learning how to tie my shoes, much less understand how my penis operated.

 

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_sooz_  4 stars
Posts: 1,256
Registered: 2004-12-4 11:40:44
I was 15, I had to go to this stupid extra-curricular maths tutor person every saturday because i sucked at maths, he picked me up as soon as i got done there and we walked around town for a while and went on this carousel that was always in the middle of the town centre during the winter. I think we kissed that day, i dont remember though. Dated for the next 4 years and every year on the anniversary of our first date we went back to the carousel. Not sure if that is really sweet or really sad lol

 

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Pookie-Poo
Posts: 12
Registered: 2003-4-4 11:47:26
I was 15... It was dinner at McDonalds. Woo?

 

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Kanga_Roo  2 stars
Posts: 439
Registered: 2002-2-26 12:58:17
Morgan Fairchild is underrated.

 

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NeoKarnak  2 stars
Posts: 346
Registered: 2009-12-21 18:31:34
I honestly don't remember my first date. I am thinking it revolved around Raiders of the Lost Ark and ice cream.

 

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Element_X  1 star
Posts: 65
Registered: 2001-12-20 17:55:55
Im sorry but nothing beats Ptilk

win

 

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