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Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Ptilk posted:

Rode my bike about 10 miles to her house to go fishing, her parents weren't home. We made out for about 4 hours, got to touch all the fun places and I was "in love". She dumped me a week later. I was devestated.

She married the guy she dumped me for after dating him for the rest of our school years. She was convicted of killing him after a staged home invasion where he was chopped up with an ax.

I won bitch.



Is her name Pam?

 

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Varece  4 stars
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The first real date I remember was with my husband. I was a Jr in HS. Dinner and movie. Westworld. Loved the movie.

 

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Hyperimiator  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
Ptilk posted:

Rode my bike about 10 miles to her house to go fishing, her parents weren't home. We made out for about 4 hours, got to touch all the fun places and I was "in love". She dumped me a week later. I was devestated.

She married the guy she dumped me for after dating him for the rest of our school years. She was convicted of killing him after a staged home invasion where he was chopped up with an ax.

I won bitch.



That was a close one....

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
Ptilk posted:

Rode my bike about 10 miles to her house to go fishing, her parents weren't home. We made out for about 4 hours, got to touch all the fun places and I was "in love". She dumped me a week later. I was devestated.

She married the guy she dumped me for after dating him for the rest of our school years. She was convicted of killing him after a staged home invasion where he was chopped up with an ax.

I won bitch.



You have the worst taste in women

 

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TickyAtack  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
Before I had a first date we were fondling each other under some covers while watching a movie. My best friend was sitting next to us, totally oblivious.

 

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myxomatosis8  3 stars
Title: amateur zookeeper
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Registered: 2001-7-14 23:45:21
Movie, dinner, pretty standard stuff except it was the Lion King 2. Maybe 1. I really don't remember all that well, he didn't last.

 

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NonOffensiveName  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-10-7 19:39:14
Varece posted:

The first real date I remember was with my husband. I was a Jr in HS. Dinner and movie. Westworld. Loved the movie.

whoa, movies had been invented back then?

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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NonOffensiveName posted:

Varece posted:

The first real date I remember was with my husband. I was a Jr in HS. Dinner and movie. Westworld. Loved the movie.

whoa, movies had been invented back then?



That's slang term for the great migration. She's talking about crossing the landbridge to the 'western world'. Dinner was mammoth.

 

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vn_anon63xxx  2 stars
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Registered: 2001-3-12 14:43:10



Yep.


That's how I roll.
NonOffensiveName  3 stars
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Dark_EternalFF posted:

NonOffensiveName posted:

Varece posted:

The first real date I remember was with my husband. I was a Jr in HS. Dinner and movie. Westworld. Loved the movie.

whoa, movies had been invented back then?

That's slang term for the great migration. She's talking about crossing the landbridge to the 'western world'. Dinner was mammoth.

I hope he did right by her at least at the end of the date. You know, club her over the head and drag her back to his cave. Anything less than that would be classless.

 

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