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My very first date when i was 13
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Reapist
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
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My very first date when i was 13
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Ptilk posted:
Rode my bike about 10 miles to her house to go fishing, her parents weren't home. We made out for about 4 hours, got to touch all the fun places and I was "in love". She dumped me a week later. I was devestated.
She married the guy she dumped me for after dating him for the rest of our school years. She was convicted of killing him after a staged home invasion where he was chopped up with an ax.
I won bitch.
Is her name Pam?
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Varece
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Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11
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The first real date I remember was with my husband. I was a Jr in HS. Dinner and movie. Westworld. Loved the movie.
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Hyperimiator
Title: Maximus Probus
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Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
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My very first date when i was 13
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Ptilk posted:
Rode my bike about 10 miles to her house to go fishing, her parents weren't home. We made out for about 4 hours, got to touch all the fun places and I was "in love". She dumped me a week later. I was devestated.
She married the guy she dumped me for after dating him for the rest of our school years. She was convicted of killing him after a staged home invasion where he was chopped up with an ax.
I won bitch.
That was a close one....
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Dark_EternalFF
Title: Official ACF Turd
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Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
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Ptilk posted:
Rode my bike about 10 miles to her house to go fishing, her parents weren't home. We made out for about 4 hours, got to touch all the fun places and I was "in love". She dumped me a week later. I was devestated.
She married the guy she dumped me for after dating him for the rest of our school years. She was convicted of killing him after a staged home invasion where he was chopped up with an ax.
I won bitch.
You have the worst taste in women
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TickyAtack
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Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
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My very first date when i was 13
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Before I had a first date we were fondling each other under some covers while watching a movie. My best friend was sitting next to us, totally oblivious.
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myxomatosis8
Title: amateur zookeeper
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Registered: 2001-7-14 23:45:21
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My very first date when i was 13
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Movie, dinner, pretty standard stuff except it was the Lion King 2. Maybe 1. I really don't remember all that well, he didn't last.
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NonOffensiveName
Title: Touching people in special places all day long
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Registered: 2001-10-7 19:39:14
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Varece posted:
The first real date I remember was with my husband. I was a Jr in HS. Dinner and movie. Westworld. Loved the movie.
whoa, movies had been invented back then?
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Dark_EternalFF
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NonOffensiveName posted:
Varece posted:
The first real date I remember was with my husband. I was a Jr in HS. Dinner and movie. Westworld. Loved the movie.
whoa, movies had been invented back then?
That's slang term for the great migration. She's talking about crossing the landbridge to the 'western world'. Dinner was mammoth.
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vn_anon63xxx
Title: Darwin's Revenge
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Registered: 2001-3-12 14:43:10
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Yep.
That's how I roll.
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NonOffensiveName
Title: Touching people in special places all day long
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
NonOffensiveName posted:
Varece posted:
The first real date I remember was with my husband. I was a Jr in HS. Dinner and movie. Westworld. Loved the movie.
whoa, movies had been invented back then?
That's slang term for the great migration. She's talking about crossing the landbridge to the 'western world'. Dinner was mammoth.
I hope he did right by her at least at the end of the date. You know, club her over the head and drag her back to his cave. Anything less than that would be classless.
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