While you guys are circlejerking this idea... allow me to impose some real world logic on you.
Criteria for parent grades:
Attendance at parent conferences
I work from 7am to 3:30pm. Conferences usually end at 4 and there are a lot of parents to fit into a very small time frame meaning
that I either have to take a vacation day or just hope that if my child is bad enough you'll send home a note.
Child grades
A student who struggles with grades may be just as much the schools fault(bullying or a bad teacher) as the parents. If you have
an inattentive teacher and a student who gets his *** beat during recess you may be punishing the wrong people.
Child unexcused absences
They already do this. Your child misses too much school(edit: I had work here?) they redo the year.
No responses (due to apathy or bad phone numbers) to teacher-initiated communication
I hope you plan on calling me during your personal after school hours because if you call me at work and it's not
an emergency I'm likely going to hang up on you.
Failure of students to bring back signed documents
Because no kids have ever hidden those or thrown them away
(Optional) Amount of participation in school activities.
Like what? Your kids's concerts or those ignorant fundraisers that the PTO hold
every other damn month? Some of us would rather spend our short times at home with the
kids instead of around 1000 unruly children and teachers.
If my kid is performing I'll be there, but I'll be damned if I'm going to waste my time at Trick or Trunk or "Pay $10 for a hotdog" night.