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Jesus.Christ..  1 star
Posts: 165
Registered: 2011-5-20 16:21:16
Anebriated posted:

do you believe in many gods?



Yes and no.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Jesus.Christ.. posted:

Anebriated posted:

do you believe in many gods?



Yes and no.



So are the father, son, and holy ghost trinity all the same God, as in your father was your mother and you were your father so you gave birth to yourself?

 

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Jesus.Christ..  1 star
Posts: 165
Registered: 2011-5-20 16:21:16
BritonGuy posted:

Jesus.Christ.. posted:

Anebriated posted:

do you believe in many gods?



Yes and no.



So are the father, son, and holy ghost trinity all the same God, as in your father was your mother and you were your father so you gave birth to yourself?



Yes and no.

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
Brandun posted:

There is one God


we have messed it all up with 4000 types of religions, but there is one



MY God is the only one and I recommend you all convert because a stipulation of my holy book is that I can raid your fridge and drink all your beers if you are a nonbeliever

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Jesus.Christ.. posted:

BritonGuy posted:

Jesus.Christ.. posted:

Yes and no.



So are the father, son, and holy ghost trinity all the same God, as in your father was your mother and you were your father so you gave birth to yourself?



Yes and no.



Explain. I seek a spiritual awakening Jesus, and your answer to my question is the only way.

 

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Briton Guy...persnickety...NEVER! -Murron (truly)
Hawkson is the greatest. -Hawkson
Britonguy is usually right. -Onslaught on BT
“Do or do not... there is no try.” - Yodazami
Do you expect me to remember what I put in my mouth? -NSMachi
BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Fozzie_Bear posted:

Brandun posted:

There is one God


we have messed it all up with 4000 types of religions, but there is one



MY God is the only one and I recommend you all convert because a stipulation of my holy book is that I can raid your fridge and drink all your beers if you are a nonbeliever



My God advises we pee in bottles and keep them in our fridge. I don't know why, but I have faith.

 

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Briton Guy...persnickety...NEVER! -Murron (truly)
Hawkson is the greatest. -Hawkson
Britonguy is usually right. -Onslaught on BT
“Do or do not... there is no try.” - Yodazami
Do you expect me to remember what I put in my mouth? -NSMachi
Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
BritonGuy posted:

Fozzie_Bear posted:

Brandun posted:

There is one God


we have messed it all up with 4000 types of religions, but there is one



MY God is the only one and I recommend you all convert because a stipulation of my holy book is that I can raid your fridge and drink all your beers if you are a nonbeliever



My God advises we pee in bottles and keep them in our fridge. I don't know why, but I have faith.



heeeethan!!!!!!

 

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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile
Ah-Schoo  4 stars
Title: Fuzzy Caterpillar of Friendliness
Posts: 3,034
Registered: 2000-8-11 09:05:29
Only Oprah.

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43


as Tebow found out...

 

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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile
BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Fozzie_Bear posted:



as Tebow found out...



This is so beautiful. A tear is in my eye right now.

 

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Briton Guy...persnickety...NEVER! -Murron (truly)
Hawkson is the greatest. -Hawkson
Britonguy is usually right. -Onslaught on BT
“Do or do not... there is no try.” - Yodazami
Do you expect me to remember what I put in my mouth? -NSMachi

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