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regulator_cracka  4 stars
Title: They finally recognized greatness.
Posts: 3,726
Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
Yall weren't raised right!!

 

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Webscar  3 stars
Title: /Yiffs in Hell [face_furry]
Posts: 946
Registered: 2002-11-30 00:27:37
Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
Webscar posted:

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

~Bo Burnham



WTF? That sounds like a yo momma joke made by a white person.
ikkoikki  4 stars
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2009-2-8 10:34:47
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

 

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.Kid.  2 stars
Title: Disgustipated
Posts: 302
Registered: 2004-12-26 16:21:27
combat_mage_sc posted:

Yo mama's so fat that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.

Yo mama's so fat that the housing bubble popped because she sat on it!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal at McDonald's.

Yo mama's so fat that she supported the bailout just because she wanted a 'barrel of pork'.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks sub-prime is a way to cut steak.

Yo mama's so fat that her biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's".

Yo mama's so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.

Yo mama's so fat that "ACORN" registered her to vote eight times!






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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
ikkoikki posted:

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."



Now there's a new one.

 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
Posts: 1,775
Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
You're momma's so ugly, she won first and second place in an ugly contest.
Hyperimiator  3 stars
Title: Maximus Probus
Posts: 840
Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
Here's one for Combat.

Your Mama is so poor, when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
Yo momma so dumb she took a measuring tape to bed so she could see how long she slept.
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Posts: 2
Registered: 2001-2-15 16:40:43
Yo mama so fat, she has euros in one pocket and pesos in the other.

 

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