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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16

 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
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Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
Yo momma so fat when she got in my monster truck she turned it into a low rider.
Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
yo mamma so poor, I rang the doorbell of her apartment and she leaned out the window and yelled "DING DONG!".

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Fozzie_Bear posted:

yo mamma so poor, I rang the doorbell of her apartment and she leaned out the window and yelled "DING DONG?" And I said, "Nope! Just a ding-a-ling!".

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
regulator_cracka  4 stars
Title: They finally recognized greatness.
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Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
Why so disrespectful to moms?

 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
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Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
Yo momma so stupid she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth.
JD_HOGG  4 stars
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regulator_cracka posted:

Why so disrespectful to moms?


Because yo momma is so dumb, when she got locked in a mattress store she slept on the floor.
RavofMT  2 stars
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Registered: 2008-5-24 08:06:20
I always wondered why the toilet roll was on the bathtub tap
combat_mage_sc  4 stars
Title: Hi. My name is Combat and i'm an alcoholic.
Posts: 1,061
Registered: 2001-7-20 21:19:21
Yo mama's so fat that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.

Yo mama's so fat that the housing bubble popped because she sat on it!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal at McDonald's.

Yo mama's so fat that she supported the bailout just because she wanted a 'barrel of pork'.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks sub-prime is a way to cut steak.

Yo mama's so fat that her biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's".

Yo mama's so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.

Yo mama's so fat that "ACORN" registered her to vote eight times!


 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
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Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
Yo momma so fat when she heard regulator's mom yell "Ding Dong", she came running.

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