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Gaevren  4 stars
Title: Wat do?
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Registered: 2004-9-15 09:29:36
Stone me, call me a blasphemous heathen, whatever- I just do not get what the big fuss is over red velvet cakes/cupcakes. It's just a cake that's a cross between butter/buttermilk cake and chocolate cake, with a metric ton of red food coloring dumped in and topped with cream cheese frosting. Thanks but if I want cake, I'd rather have it without an ingredient that will probably make it look like my innards are bleeding the next time I use the restroom.

Gimme a rich chocolate cake any day. Black velvet, anyone?

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
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i prefer a white cake

 

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Ibbeh  2 stars
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Red velvet is tasty

 

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Gaevren  4 stars
Title: Wat do?
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Registered: 2004-9-15 09:29:36
Most of the time if I want cake, I want a rich butter cake with chocolate frosting. Most chocolate cakes are super dry, bleh. However, I have the most amazing recipe for a from-scratch chocolate cake with the most beautiful billowy light chocolate frosting, and it just turns me into a limp puddle on the floor when I eat it. SO DELICIOUS

 

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notmforce2k  4 stars
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BLASPHEMOUS HEATHEN!!1


Red Velvet is what dreams are made of.
Varece  4 stars
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-Foxy- posted:

i prefer a white cake

Or yellow

 

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Gaevren  4 stars
Title: Wat do?
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notmforce2k posted:

Red Velvet is what nightmares and indigestion are made of.



FTFY GOOD SIR

 

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notmforce2k  4 stars
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Touche.
ferdinand.the.great  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-2-12 18:07:56
What's with this cross-posting nonsense?

The food coloring is the crappy part. Make it with beets instead!

 

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ArchrikerHG  2 stars
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Registered: 2004-2-20 14:24:08
Gaevren posted:

Most of the time if I want cake, I want a rich butter cake with chocolate frosting. Most chocolate cakes are super dry, bleh. However, I have the most amazing recipe for a from-scratch chocolate cake with the most beautiful billowy light chocolate frosting, and it just turns me into a limp puddle on the floor when I eat it. SO DELICIOUS



lol what? maybe if the person who makes them does it wrong...

 

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