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murron2  3 stars
Title: Bloom where you are planted!
Posts: 918
Registered: 2002-1-6 08:40:46
If I ever found someone unresponsive in my home, I would call 911 immediately. Truly...


~Murron~

 

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_sooz_  4 stars
Posts: 1,256
Registered: 2004-12-4 11:40:44
Yeah, im in the "Would have called 911" category.

 

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Wolfz
All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.
-Darkfire-  3 stars
Posts: 536
Registered: 2002-4-21 13:17:30
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_sooz_  4 stars
Posts: 1,256
Registered: 2004-12-4 11:40:44
-Darkfire- posted:

edit: harassment



Yeah, that's me. A regular ol' cannibal. Actually i just cant control myself and stop myself eating everything, not just people. Furniture, computer parts, you name it. I eat everything that crosses my path.

 

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Wolfz
All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.
purplehugmonkey  2 stars
Posts: 466
Registered: 2005-5-16 18:42:03
_sooz_ posted:

Yeah, im in the "Would have called 911" category.



Yeah, why accept that kind of liability from a random stranger?

 

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College women are as unstable as free radicals. Thanks college.
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_sooz_  4 stars
Posts: 1,256
Registered: 2004-12-4 11:40:44
purplehugmonkey posted:

_sooz_ posted:

Yeah, im in the "Would have called 911" category.



Yeah, why accept that kind of liability from a random stranger?



Exactly... plus if she's turning blue, she is in medical danger and needs to be seen by a doctor asap.

 

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Wolfz
All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.
-Darkfire-  3 stars
Posts: 536
Registered: 2002-4-21 13:17:30
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murron2  3 stars
Title: Bloom where you are planted!
Posts: 918
Registered: 2002-1-6 08:40:46
Seriously...if you have nothing nice to say to sooz...please go elsewhere.


Truly...


~Murron~

 

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PEACE...
it means to be in the midst
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and still be calm
in your heart.
Brandun  4 stars
Posts: 1,834
Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
-Darkfire- posted:

IRL I am pushing close to 5 bills, so I need to make fun of people on the internet. That way I feel better about my pathetic self



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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
You should have at least checked to see if she was alive by testing the temperature inside her vagina with your penis.