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Akza  2 stars
Posts: 271
Registered: 2002-9-8 18:02:25
winga posted:

Or when you are 98% sure you just have to fart but go to the washroom just in case then end up staying in there for 10 minutes.



Or the time you really think you have to fart but DONT go to the bathroom and it ends up spray painting your underwear.

 

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Hawkson  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
You are all full of, or were all full of s***.

 

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_sooz_  4 stars
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Jezza_Belle posted:

Cuttlery posted:

really having to poop.

Ever get that?



I get the hard poop before the runny poop that comes 10 minutes later. Its sorta like a cork.

gotta love IBS!



It does make a handy warning flag, though. Its like it warns me of what is to come so i can make sure there's a good book and plenty of TP in the bathroom

 

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Steelwind_Oo  4 stars
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Registered: 2000-9-30 10:26:30
Or the never ending poo, usually from eating a really big meal the night before. Most commonly occurring Turkey day evening or the next morning. Think you are done, grab for the tp... ahhh nope, still more. Not like explosive or anything just never ending.

 

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Stormyblade  3 stars
Posts: 550
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:22:54
HeartView posted:

Fozzie_Bear posted:

finding this thread really hard to masturbate to



Would pictures help?



What the --??


Ya know...this instantly caused some rather bizarre images in my mind...I hate you.

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Jezza_Belle posted:

Fozzie_Bear posted:

finding this thread really hard to masturbate to



what? you didn't like 2g1c?



 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
My poops usually come in a dual step as well. One quickie, followed by the main one about 30-45 minutes later. I can set my watch to it.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
_sooz_ posted:

Jezza_Belle posted:

Cuttlery posted:

really having to poop.

Ever get that?



I get the hard poop before the runny poop that comes 10 minutes later. Its sorta like a cork.

gotta love IBS!



It does make a handy warning flag, though. Its like it warns me of what is to come so i can make sure there's a good book and plenty of TP in the bathroom



I play angry birds while I poop. I beat the original, I'm playing Rio now.

 

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