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Cuttlery  4 stars
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really having to poop.


Ever get that?

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Cuttlery posted:

really having to poop.

Ever get that?



I get the hard poop before the runny poop that comes 10 minutes later. Its sorta like a cork.

gotta love IBS!

 

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HeartView  4 stars
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It's worse when the cork pops and it all comes out in one massive explosion, followed by a tsunami backsplash that covers your ass in poo water.

 

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Terminius_Est  3 stars
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Yeah, then there's the feeling like I have a small poop that turns out to be an epic dump.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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HeartView posted:

It's worse when the cork pops and it all comes out in one massive explosion, followed by a tsunami backsplash that covers your ass in poo water.



those don't happen to me very often anymore, since I just don't care who hears me pooping in a public restroom anymore. I figured that there was no sense in causing myself further discomfort just to save someone else from hearing/smelling a perfectly natural (if not perfectly healthy) function.

I have to say though, I do sometimes linger after washing my hands if I know another lady is sitting in the stall waiting for me to leave.

 

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winga  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
Or when you are 98% sure you just have to fart but go to the washroom just in case then end up staying in there for 10 minutes.
Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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finding this thread really hard to masturbate to

 

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HeartView  4 stars
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Fozzie_Bear posted:

finding this thread really hard to masturbate to



Would pictures help?

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Fozzie_Bear posted:

finding this thread really hard to masturbate to



what? you didn't like 2g1c?

 

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regulator_cracka  4 stars
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Yall are all full of shite!

 

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