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Porsche stuck in wet cement: Proof karma exists?
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Hawkson
Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
Posts: 1,791
Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Porsche stuck in wet cement: Proof karma exists?
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PoS stuck in concrete.
Hah.
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Banelord_FF
Title: Cunstrukshen Werker
Posts: 321
Registered: 2002-1-3 14:33:41
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Fozzie_Bear posted:
http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/porsche-stuck-wet-cement-proves-karma-exists-210302568.html
On Thursday, the driver of a Porsche 911 decided he'd take a shortcut around some construction cones and drove straight into wet concrete near Marina Green on Marina Blvd. in San Francisco.
"It was coned off," according to Bobswire, a user of the Paceline bike forums. "He was just trying to sneak in from a side street. [The] concrete looked solid." Bobswire reports that the hapless driver remained stuck in his car. "He didn't want to open the door and have concrete get in; the whole undercarriage and brakes will need to [be] cleaned or replaced."
Whether the uncured pavement was concrete, asphaltic concrete, or just plain cement is up for debate. What's unquestionable, however, is that this is the best Lightning McQueen impression we've seen since Cars. Check out more photos below, then write your own punchline in the comments section.
comment at the top: They say that driving a Porsche is like becoming one with the road.
that, I'd say is /thread
Idiot writer needs to learn what cement is.
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myxomatosis8
Title: amateur zookeeper
Posts: 800
Registered: 2001-7-14 23:45:21
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Porsche stuck in wet cement: Proof karma exists?
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Banelord_FF posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/porsche-stuck-wet-cement-proves-karma-exists-210302568.html
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Whether the uncured pavement was concrete, asphaltic concrete, or just plain cement is up for debate. What's unquestionable, however, is that this is the best Lightning McQueen impression we've seen since Cars. Check out more photos below, then write your own punchline in the comments section.
comment at the top: They say that driving a Porsche is like becoming one with the road.
that, I'd say is /thread
Idiot writer needs to learn what cement is.
I read that line as "I'll put in different mixes of aggregate and cement that could possibly be on a road, because there is bound to be some douche who will write into the paper to show off saying exactly what it's composed of. Since I'm a lazy writer and it makes no difference to the story, I'm not even going to worry about finding out what exactly the car was stuck in."
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Fozzie_Bear
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Im gonna be super honest here... it didnt
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Mangler_SC
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
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Date Posted:
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I saw that on yahoo yesterday. Difficult seeing a beautiful car like that soiled.
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Banelord_FF
Title: Cunstrukshen Werker
Posts: 321
Registered: 2002-1-3 14:33:41
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Porsche stuck in wet cement: Proof karma exists?
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myxomatosis8 posted:
Banelord_FF posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/porsche-stuck-wet-cement-proves-karma-exists-21030256 8.html
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Whether the uncured pavement was concrete, asphaltic concrete, or just plain cement is up for debate. What's unquestionable, however, is that this is the best Lightning McQueen impression we've seen since Cars. Check out more photos below, then write your own punchline in the comments section.
comment at the top: They say that driving a Porsche is like becoming one with the road.
that, I'd say is /thread
Idiot writer needs to learn what cement is.
I read that line as "I'll put in different mixes of aggregate and cement that could possibly be on a road, because there is bound to be some douche who will write into the paper to show off saying exactly what it's composed of. Since I'm a lazy writer and it makes no difference to the story, I'm not even going to worry about finding out what exactly the car was stuck in."
You'd think the concrete truck in one of the pictures would be a giveaway.
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-Foxy-
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Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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should leave it in there long enough he cant ever recover it.
idiot shouldnt be behind the wheel
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AkagiyamaMissile
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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Date Posted:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DqTxfYPlgg
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Tai-Daishar_MT
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Registered: 2000-3-9 15:14:13
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Date Posted:
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Serves him right for driving a chick car.
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Ferrydust
Title: Iron Chef Jennifer
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Registered: 2002-9-4 20:32:54
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My brother owned a porsche for quite a while and I drove it a few times. It wasn't even fun to drive imo. Of course I did like the attention. People really like to check you out when you get out of one.
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