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Author Topic: Porsche stuck in wet cement: Proof karma exists? [Locked]
Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/porsche-stuck-wet-cement-proves-karma-exists-210302568.html

On Thursday, the driver of a Porsche 911 decided he'd take a shortcut around some construction cones and drove straight into wet concrete near Marina Green on Marina Blvd. in San Francisco.

"It was coned off," according to Bobswire, a user of the Paceline bike forums. "He was just trying to sneak in from a side street. [The] concrete looked solid." Bobswire reports that the hapless driver remained stuck in his car. "He didn't want to open the door and have concrete get in; the whole undercarriage and brakes will need to [be] cleaned or replaced."

Whether the uncured pavement was concrete, asphaltic concrete, or just plain cement is up for debate. What's unquestionable, however, is that this is the best Lightning McQueen impression we've seen since Cars. Check out more photos below, then write your own punchline in the comments section.


comment at the top: They say that driving a Porsche is like becoming one with the road.

that, I'd say is /thread

 

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-VanDraegon-  1 star
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That little bit of impatience is going to cost him a lot of money.

 

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Shazami  2 stars
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But if he can afford a Porsche, he can afford his profanity
Brandun  4 stars
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self untitled tool face


 

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-Abysmal-  4 stars
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what a dope!

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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if only somebody could have video'd the scene when he went in... THAT woulda been awesome

/point
/laugh
/mock

 

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pkhere  4 stars
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LOL

 

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Wolfpaw_We  2 stars
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Registered: 2001-3-22 09:42:22
Shazami posted:

But if he can afford a Porsche, he can afford his fuckups


How do you know he can afford it?

I weep for that beautiful vehicle.
-Foxy-  5 stars
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idiot

 

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Aerlinthian  4 stars
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-VanDraegon- posted:

That little bit of impatience is going to cost him a lot of money.

Hopefully out of pocket and not covered by insurance.

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