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Tipztoe  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
I smear my poo on the seat so I don't have to sit on a strangers poo.
sliyurs  3 stars
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Registered: 2003-1-9 21:27:11
purplehugmonkey posted:

sliyurs posted:

I used to have a severe phobia of pooping in public restrooms.

After being forced to do it in some of the most disgusting restrooms imaginable I am a public pooping machine.



And are you a sit-right-downer?



Well, often times I would only receive a couple of plies of toilet paper (god this was brutal) so wiping the seat wasn't an option. So when it is a possibility I wipe the seat, if not I just go for it.

 

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myxomatosis8  3 stars
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Female- if it's too dirty to wipe off, I'll hover or most likely go elsewhere. Otherwise it gets a wipe with TP regardless of how clean it looks.

 

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ArchrikerHG  2 stars
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Registered: 2004-2-20 14:24:08
JD_HOGG posted:

I simply don't use a public restroom for anything other than a piss.



and I try to use them as little as possible in the first place...I feel more comfortable peeing outside behind a tree than I do using a public restroom unless it's completely empty.

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
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ikkoikki posted:

I saw a woman on an episode of hoarders yesterday who never flushed her toilet, she had a mound of poo building up like a little stinky mountain out of her toilet bowl and whenever she needed to poo she'd just dump fresh turds on top of the mountain.



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lol!

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
the toilet seat is the cleanest part of the washroom


mythbusted


i only use public restrooms to do coke lines and bang bar sluts

 

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jonus156  3 stars
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Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
JD_HOGG posted:

I simply don't use a public restroom for anything other than a piss.



this and if im staying at someones house i have to "own" it to be ok pooping there (i dont know how to say it but it has to become my territory before i can get my business done) and at work it takes a few months before i can drop a duce there

 

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purplehugmonkey  2 stars
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You guys must get indigestion a lot.

 

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Lokkie_the_Fierce  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-12-12 15:17:57
JD_HOGG posted:

I simply don't use a public restroom for anything other than a piss.

 

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