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Author Topic: Do you take any extra "seat precautions" in public restrooms? [Locked]
purplehugmonkey  2 stars
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Assuming you are sitting down, of course.

Wipe off the seat? Cover it with shreds of toilet paper? Use provided seat cover? Hover over seat?

This is assuming just your standard bathroom rather than something truck stop nastyface.

 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
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I simply don't use a public restroom for anything other than a piss.
HeartView  4 stars
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I lick the seat clean. I wouldn't want to put my butt on a dirty toilet seat.

 

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Dwaveran  3 stars
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i dump on the seat.

 

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ikkoikki  4 stars
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JD_HOGG posted:

I simply don't use a public restroom

 

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purplehugmonkey  2 stars
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JD_HOGG posted:

I simply don't use a public restroom for anything other than a piss.



Like never? Surely it has come up at least once. On a family camping/road trip or something maybe?

 

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ikkoikki  4 stars
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I saw a woman on an episode of hoarders yesterday who never flushed her toilet, she had a mound of poo building up like a little stinky mountain out of her toilet bowl and whenever she needed to poo she'd just dump fresh turds on top of the mountain.

 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
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purplehugmonkey posted:

JD_HOGG posted:

I simply don't use a public restroom for anything other than a piss.



Like never? Surely it has come up at least once. On a family camping/road trip or something maybe?



I have an uncanny ability to not have to take a dump until I am back in a familiar place where I know I won't get AIDS. We're talking I can go days without having to poo if necessary.
JD_HOGG  4 stars
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ikkoikki posted:

I saw a woman on an episode of hoarders yesterday who never flushed her toilet, she had a mound of poo building up like a little stinky mountain out of her toilet bowl and whenever she needed to poo she'd just dump fresh turds on top of the mountain.



Oh dear god are you serious??
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ikkoikki posted:

I saw a woman on an episode of hoarders yesterday who never flushed her toilet, she had a mound of poo building up like a little stinky mountain out of her toilet bowl and whenever she needed to poo she'd just dump fresh turds on top of the mountain.



Waste not, want not.

 

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