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Malrothien  2 stars
Posts: 455
Registered: 2002-8-4 16:48:25
Bork_the_orc posted:

My wife just went on maternity leave today and isn't back until May...

Are you my wife IRL???



Surprise!


j/k - no, I'm not your wife.

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
women are so lucky now a days


100 years ago you would be back in the fields 1 day after birthing

 

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purplehugmonkey  2 stars
Posts: 466
Registered: 2005-5-16 18:42:03
Congrats!

 

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Shazami  2 stars
Posts: 453
Registered: 2002-3-22 16:26:07
Just squeeze your stomach like a pimple / zit...

*POP GOES THE BABY!*

Oh, grats, btw...
jonus156  3 stars
Posts: 906
Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
Seriously pregnant women are sexy as hell just thinking about my wife when she was piled up makes my want to jump her

 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
Posts: 1,775
Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
Gaevren posted:

I think this really just depends on the child! Two of mine were super super easy, as babies, toddlers, kids, and one teenager now who is still amazingly laid back. The third- let's just say she came out ANGRY and stayed that way! She was not easy as a baby, or a toddler, or a child (she's 6 now) but I will say that the older she gets and the better she can communicate, the easier things have been.



I find my twin girls are getting easier the older they get. The beginning was rough.. staying up almost all night to feed, change etc.. They depend on you 24/7.. it wears on you, especially two. I remember when they could hold their own bottle was such a relief..

They're two now and it's 1000x easier. They use forks and spoons.. not only can eat "real" food but you don't have to cut everything up in such small pieces unless it's meat.. everything else they chomp bites out of..

They also want to help out a lot now.. I told my wife let them.. I think it cute to watch them hand me a dish from the dishwasher or what have you.. they seem to get satisfaction out of it lol.

edit: also, pre-gratz to OP
-Accident-  3 stars
Title: Waiting to happen
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Registered: 2000-8-24 09:49:04
good luck, I hope the rest of your pregnancy and your delivery goes smoothly and that you have a healthy baby.

 

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the_tessa  2 stars
Title: I can touch my toes!
Posts: 473
Registered: 2003-3-24 00:53:06
did you lose your plug yet? and did they tell you that you bleed for 6 weeks post partum?

 

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Hardcore_Hibby  1 star
Posts: 52
Registered: 2002-4-20 09:41:17
Congrats

My lil peanut just turned 2 about 2 weeks ago.

 

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Malrothien  2 stars
Posts: 455
Registered: 2002-8-4 16:48:25
the_tessa posted:

did you lose your plug yet? and did they tell you that you bleed for 6 weeks post partum?



Yep.. lost it for the second time today. Talk about gross s***. And yeah, I know about the post partum nastiness. I'm already stocked for that.

 

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