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Hawkson  4 stars
Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
Posts: 1,791
Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
Rhodoman posted:

Just be glad it's a girl or he'd have peed in your face a couple times already.

Rho



Hah.

 

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Sarena_WE  2 stars
Title: Glambert Extraordinaire
Posts: 308
Registered: 2001-1-11 16:41:14
ACX posted:

Wait until she's 3 and doesn't want to get dressed.



Or decides that she no longer WANTS to be dressed and proceeds to disrobe in the middle of the grocery store while you are comparing canned peas.

 

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TheNinthSeal  1 star
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My son never peed in my face, he did bust a diapy free projectile poop once though
Silverwuf  4 stars
Title: Have trike will babble
Posts: 1,129
Registered: 2001-7-5 14:44:35
Sarena_WE posted:

ACX posted:

Wait until she's 3 and doesn't want to get dressed.



Or decides that she no longer WANTS to be dressed and proceeds to disrobe in the middle of the grocery store while you are comparing canned peas.



Thank goodness I never had that happen!

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
Posts: 2,631
Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
Sarena_WE posted:

ACX posted:

Wait until she's 3 and doesn't want to get dressed.



Or decides that she no longer WANTS to be dressed and proceeds to disrobe in the middle of the grocery store while you are comparing canned peas.



Yikes.

 

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Rhodoman  4 stars
Posts: 1,397
Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
Sarena_WE posted:

ACX posted:

Wait until she's 3 and doesn't want to get dressed.



Or decides that she no longer WANTS to be dressed and proceeds to disrobe in the middle of the grocery store while you are comparing canned peas.

This is why canned peas will be on the menu for her rehearsal dinner. So you can tell that story to all her future in-laws.

Rho

 

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ACX  1 star
Posts: 248
Registered: 2001-10-25 12:53:52
Sarena_WE posted:

ACX posted:

Wait until she's 3 and doesn't want to get dressed.



Or decides that she no longer WANTS to be dressed and proceeds to disrobe in the middle of the grocery store while you are comparing canned peas.



Ok, that's pretty bad.
Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
i would back hand a child who decided to disrobe in the middle of any public place. but i can't stand human children and feel that they should all be placed into a cage until they're old enough to be gladiators.

 

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_sooz_  4 stars
Posts: 1,256
Registered: 2004-12-4 11:40:44
Sarena_WE posted:

ACX posted:

Wait until she's 3 and doesn't want to get dressed.



Or decides that she no longer WANTS to be dressed and proceeds to disrobe in the middle of the grocery store while you are comparing canned peas.



Apparently i was famous for that one. Especially because my older sister saw me as her personal dress-up doll, so she'd dress me in some crazy outfit, go to show Mum and Dad at which point i would run off, stripping off my clothes as i went.

Of course, that means that any guy i ever dated got shown the abundance of baby pictures wherein i was naked and doing something stupid

 

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Ocura  2 stars
Title: Wiki Wench of the West
Posts: 273
Registered: 2006-11-2 20:01:35
Haha ohh that brings back memories, my son was calm as could be while getting changed but my eldest daughter.... what a monster to change the diaper on lol! Kid could twist better than any pretzel/slinky/spineless jello monster and had the evilest laugh doing it.... they know, ohhhhh they know they are giving you a hard time and winning lol!

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