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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
I would spend the day watching Ducky rollerskate while eating bbq cooked by reap and foxy. Ooooooo and some of those great cookies for desert with coffee.

 

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Darshawn  2 stars
Title: Proudly, Mrs. Arch Magi
Posts: 423
Registered: 2002-6-4 21:04:51
It would be a pain free day.

 

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Bakuun  2 stars
Posts: 372
Registered: 2001-1-23 16:09:03
Summiting K2 and making it down to camp III by dark.


edit *this assumes I am acclimated through some magical means, and am in shape for it, and I'm at camp IV on the Abruzzi Ridge...

 

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Gildash  3 stars
Posts: 515
Registered: 2001-4-26 16:26:13
Lyndrek posted:

if tomorrow was the perfect day, I would win the megamillions jackpot (not Caledric!)



Honestly this.

Many a perfect day would follow.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Interesting proposition. Now that you've brought it up, I think I will have the perfect day tomorrow.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Hiakisha posted:

super rich redhead has sex with me nonstop for the whole day and then we go to the olive garden for dinner



The Olive Garden? Really?

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
BritonGuy posted:

Interesting proposition. Now that you've brought it up, I think I will have the perfect day tomorrow.



All you guys remember to stay zipped up tomorrow.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
Stormyblade  3 stars
Posts: 550
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:22:54
- My house grows in value so I'm no longer $50-100k underwater but rather $100k on top and I sell it, find another home on the same day that is about the same size *with* more than 5000 sq ft of property, and buy it.


- Both of my daughters find financing for their college tuitions.


- Wife and I find out we are the winners of first-class cabins (with a balcony, of course) on an Alaskan cruise.


- The little dog suddenly learns to stop peeing in the house, forever.


- I get a schlong like D_E.

 

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Nerf-Evil-Oo  2 stars
Posts: 275
Registered: 2002-11-22 10:29:51
Reapist posted:

If I had a perfect day there would be a redhead somewhere that couldn't walk for a week.



stay away from me

 

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Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
i'd wake up on turtle island in fiji and find out that i am suddenly the richest human on earth.

 

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