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Let's say tomorrow you are granted the PERFECT day.
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ikkoikki
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Registered: 2009-2-8 10:34:47
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Hmmm....perfect day....
A hot young billionaire would have sex with me and pay me $500 million dollars.
I'd buy my parents a mansion, new cars and a small island in the Caribbean
I'd quit my job, buy an estate and hire a personal botanist to tender my marijuana farm. Pay the cops off to not hassle me.
I'd hire a personal army like Erik Prince did, because when you're rich everyone want to slice off a piece.
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ikkoikki
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Oh, I'd create my own province in South America kind of like Jonestown...but without all the crazy. I'd be a benevolent dictator just like Caesar. I'd challenge Venezuala for dominion, I'd kill Chavez and take over all his oil. I'd sell it to the U.S. for cheap.
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Silverwuf
Title: Have trike will babble
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Registered: 2001-7-5 14:44:35
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Second_Chance posted:
aon_mixed posted:
Reapist posted:
If I had a perfect day there would be a redhead somewhere that couldn't walk for a week.
OMG 
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Hiakisha
Title: Newbcakes
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Registered: 2003-8-5 18:25:36
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super rich redhead has sex with me nonstop for the whole day and then we go to the olive garden for dinner
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Tipztoe
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Hiakisha posted:
super rich redhead has sex with me nonstop for the whole day and then we go to the olive garden for dinner
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DunesVladHarkonnen
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Registered: 2003-3-29 22:10:08
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Kate Beckinsale pays me for sex? woohooooo
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Hiakisha posted:
super rich redhead has sex with me nonstop for the whole day and then we go to the olive garden for dinner
Jesus H Christ is olive garden the best/only restaurant you have ever been to??
My perfect day would be riding around on a dragon drinking whiskey and smoking weed, only stopping to have wild jungle orgies with cambodian girls and watching bloody gladiator style games (no slaves, only volunteers, that would be a dealbreaker) That sounds pretty good right about now
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Rhodoman
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Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
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Hard to say what it would look like. She and I would not likely get around to turning on any lights.
Rho
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Lyndrek
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Registered: 1999-11-22 12:41:54
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Caledric posted:
Lyndrek posted:
if tomorrow was the perfect day, I would win the megamillions jackpot (not Caledric!)
Would you at least buy out my Marine Reserve Contract? I've only got 6 months left but god do I hate going, its so boring.
sure thing and I'll give you half a million dollars 
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-Foxy-
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Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
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well aside form the obvious of mega grand lottery winner...
it would be back years ago, ac would still be going strong, my patron would still be alive and i would still be harassing him as we run all over dereth.
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