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-Aerith-
Title: cHix0r
Posts: 9
Registered: 2001-7-3 13:41:56
My son was born two years ago today and I went in at 7AM because my water broke.


COINKYDINK!


Good luck!

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
I hope its a healthy baby girl and mommy and baby come out fine

 

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Gaevren  4 stars
Title: Wat do?
Posts: 1,181
Registered: 2004-9-15 09:29:36
-Accident-: They yelled at me not to push, but that wasn't me pushing...I'd go so far as to say I was not the one driving the car at that point.

That's exactly what it was like for me. My body had completely overridden any control I thought I had and was like "eff all of you, the baby comes now!" Less than three minutes later she was born.

It annoyed me to be told "don't push!!" like wtf people- you think I'm doing this ON PURPOSE with no doctor in the room? Seriously?

 

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notmforce2k  4 stars
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
Good luck!
-Ducky-  3 stars
Posts: 580
Registered: 2001-6-1 14:21:49
Yay

 

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the_great_ontex  3 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
Good luckkkkkkkkkkkk!
-Darkfire-  3 stars
Posts: 536
Registered: 2002-4-21 13:17:30
Reapist posted:

Malrothien posted:

I am trying to go as natural as possible. I'm realistic to the fact that I may need it later on, but I am still laughing/smiling at this point and I'm having pretty strong contractions every 2ish minutes.



Don't worry about any asshats here Mal. You just have a good day and enjoy yourself. This is you day.



sorry, no. i'm a male, males generally don't give birth. i'm explaining this to you because you seem uneducated on basic things. for example, obesity related strokes.

 

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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
I remember joking with Mal about looking so young and called her a kid a while back. Just looked it up.....it was 8 years ago. Sheesh.

Now here she is having a baby.

Time flies. Hope everything is going great.
Jezza_Belle  4 stars
Title: =^.^=
Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
she better still be in labor since they haven't bothered to update us...

 

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TickyAtack  4 stars
Posts: 1,303
Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
Jezza_Belle posted:

she better still be in labor since they haven't bothered to update us...










 

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