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Lanacan  3 stars
Title: Random, Crazy, Mental....
Posts: 789
Registered: 2002-2-19 17:27:59
Good luck
Lanacan  3 stars
Title: Random, Crazy, Mental....
Posts: 789
Registered: 2002-2-19 17:27:59
CarbonHorizon
Title: teh governator
Posts: 25
Registered: 2003-3-24 14:52:14
Push!

Haha oh god. Labor and what comes after sort of terrifies me. Lochia. AWESOME

 

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Brandun  4 stars
Posts: 1,834
Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
How's it going Mal????

 

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winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
Update?
Gaevren  4 stars
Title: Wat do?
Posts: 1,181
Registered: 2004-9-15 09:29:36
pkhere posted:

-Accident- posted:

the_tessa posted:

If you feel like you are going to vomit... and then do, you are close.



I didn't have this with either of my kids. Instead, I went into some crazy animal part of my brain, it felt like I was basically a passenger in the back of my head passively watching my body do all this really undignified stuff.



I didn't have the vomiting stuff either. I remember screaming, "I just want it out!!!!!!"
lol



No vomiting for me either, with any of em. I do remember having to actively push with the first one, but with the second, once I reached 10 cm my body completely took over and I had zero control. The nurse was freaking out cause the doctor wasn't in the room yet. "Don't push don't push!" she was saying. I just remember snapping back "I'm trying NOT to push but this baby is coming NOW, I have NO CONTROL over it!" Doctor was literally in the room next to mine and he came in too late- nurse had to catch the baby. My third one was quite literally laughed out.

 

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Gaevren  4 stars
Title: Wat do?
Posts: 1,181
Registered: 2004-9-15 09:29:36
winga posted:

Update?



We're all on pins and needles here!! Hurry it up Mal!

 

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Ferrydust  3 stars
Title: Iron Chef Jennifer
Posts: 938
Registered: 2002-9-4 20:32:54
Good luck Mal! Best wishes

 

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-Accident-  3 stars
Title: Waiting to happen
Posts: 660
Registered: 2000-8-24 09:49:04
Gaevren posted:

pkhere posted:

-Accident- posted:

the_tessa posted:

If you feel like you are going to vomit... and then do, you are close.



I didn't have this with either of my kids. Instead, I went into some crazy animal part of my brain, it felt like I was basically a passenger in the back of my head passively watching my body do all this really undignified stuff.



I didn't have the vomiting stuff either. I remember screaming, "I just want it out!!!!!!"
lol



No vomiting for me either, with any of em. I do remember having to actively push with the first one, but with the second, once I reached 10 cm my body completely took over and I had zero control. The nurse was freaking out cause the doctor wasn't in the room yet. "Don't push don't push!" she was saying. I just remember snapping back "I'm trying NOT to push but this baby is coming NOW, I have NO CONTROL over it!" Doctor was literally in the room next to mine and he came in too late- nurse had to catch the baby. My third one was quite literally laughed out.


My second baby was positioned face-first, and my CNM thinks she might have levered herself out with her chin on my pubic bone. She started crowning as the anaesthesiologist started prepping me for a spinal (because they'd figured I was going to need a C-section). They yelled at me not to push, but that wasn't me pushing...I'd go so far as to say I was not the one driving the car at that point. The anaesthesiologist disappeared, I never even saw where he went, and they called my husband back into the room just as our daughter emerged.

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
when the wife and i had the baby, it was easy for me, the drugs helped

 

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