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Brandun  4 stars
Posts: 1,834
Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
LOL I am a clumsy oaf

I tried and tried


Mow many people can use them, and how good are you with them???


I would starve if that's all I had to eat with

 

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Ah-Schoo  4 stars
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My fork has a cork on the end.

 

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Sith_Mauler  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-12-21 13:40:03
practice I can use them but I am a pig so I use a spoon and fork to shovel the food in.

 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
I'm very proficient with them. I can pick up a single grain of rice easily. I attribute that to all those years I had yellow fever (including a Vietnamese ex of 8 years)
Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
Easily.

 

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Axispipe  3 stars
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i've never had issues with them.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Chopsticks are easy. When I was in Japan I watched the Japanese with them and just duplicated it. They asked if I had ever eaten with them before. I said no. They were surprised. I hear Chinese chopsticks are much harder though because of the smooth surfaces.

 

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Hawkson  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
It's all practice, I've never had a problem. My parents on the other hand aren't as capable.

 

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Elmador_MoK  1 star
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Registered: 2002-6-26 14:35:20
I only learned to use them because for four years my Japanese teacher would end class with 10 minutes of watching Japanese movies/commercials/etc., and we could have all the popcorn we could eat (cheesey, air popped and buttery, AND caramel!)--provided we did it with chopsticks. Motivation is the mother of mastery.

 

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putzbutt  1 star
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Registered: 2001-12-25 08:34:18
unless i sharpen one and use it as a spear i don't eat

 

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