This is one fine bitch who works at Mickie D's
She ain't afraid to get down on her knees
She ain't afraid to get nut in her eye
The minute I saw her, my dick was super-sized
I gave her a combo
My dick and my balls
She couldn't get enough of my special sauce
She devoured my dick like it was a big mac
I hit it from the front and yo I hit it from the back

 

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I can't remember the rest of the song, so here you go, Fast Food F***in

Also, bonus commentary by Buttons!

 

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Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk, to f**k
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To f**k

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk, to f**k
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk, to f**k
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to f**k

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your f**kin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to f**k
You're to drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
It's all I need right now
Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to f**k

or even plausible

 

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i figured it out: it's people like you that make ACF suck, GTFO off this board asshole

 

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I never got along with the girls at my school Filling me up with all their morals and their rules They'd pile all their problems on my head I'd rather go out and fk the dead

'Cause I can do what I want And they won't complain I wanna fk, I wanna fk the dead

Middle of the night so silently I creep on over to the mortuary Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red

Do what I want And they won't complain I wanna fk, I wanna fk the dead

And I don't even care how she died But I like it better If she smells of formaldehyde

Never on the rag or say leave me alone They don't scream and they don't moan Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair Lying on the table she smiles and she stares

'Cause I can do what I want And they won't complain I wanna fk, I wanna fk the dead

 

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"Now, at last I fall before
The Fountain of Lamneth
I thought I would be singing
But I'm tired...out of breath
Many journeys end here
But, the secret's told the same
Life is just a candle and a dream
Must give it flame"

"Everyone would gather
On the twenty-fourth of May
Sitting in the sand
To watch the fireworks display
Dancing fires on the beach
Singing songs together...
Though it's just a memory
Some memories last forever "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRWUs0KtB-I&ob=av2e

Entire song is a story


Brenda's got a Baby
Brenda's got a Baby

I hear Brenda's got a baby
But, Brenda's barely got a brain
A damn shame
The girl can hardly spell her name
(That's not our problem, that's up to Brenda's family)
Well let me show ya how it affects the whole community
Now Brenda really never knew her moms and her dad was a junky
Went in death to his arms, it's sad
Cause I bet Brenda doesn't even know
Just cause your in the ghetto doesn't mean ya can't grow
But oh, that's a thought, my own revelation
Do whatever it takes to resist the temptation
Brenda got herself a boyfriend
Her boyfriend was her cousin, now lets watch the joy end
She tried to hide her pregnancy, from her family
Who didn't really care to see, or give a damn if she
Went out and had a church of kids
As long as when the check came they got first dibs
Now Brenda's belly is gettin bigger
But no one seems to notice any change in her figure
She's 12 years old and she's having a baby
In love with the molester, who's sexing her crazy
And yet she thinks that he'll be with her forever
And dreams of a world with the two of them are together, whatever
He left her and she had the baby solo, she had it on the bathroom floor
And didn't know so, she didn't know, what to throw away and what to keep
She wrapped the baby up and threw him in the trash heep
I guess she thought she'd get away
Wouldn't hear the cries
She didn't realize
How much the the little baby had her eyes
Now the baby's in the trash heep balling
Momma can't help her, but it hurts to hear her calling
Brenda wants to run away
Momma say, you makin' me lose pay, the social workers here everyday
Now Brenda's gotta make her own way
Can't go to her family, they won't let her stay
No money no babysitter, she couldn't keep a job
She tried to sell crack, but end up getting robbed
So now what's next, there ain't nothing left to sell
So she sees sex as a way of leaving hell
It's paying the rent, so she really can't complain
Prostitute, found slain, and Brenda's her name, she's got a baby