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Cuttlery  4 stars
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
Posts: 2,631
Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato
Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato
Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes
Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes?
I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy

Baby, baby, baby, you got honeydew melons
Baby, baby, baby, can't you see my brocolli swelin
Oh baby, baby, baby, I wanna taste your watercress
I wanna slip my celery stick up the back of your dress
I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/adam_sandler/food_innuendo_guy.html ]
Oh what will it take
Don't go so soon
You'll miss my carrot cake
And my cream of mushroom

Oh baby, baby, baby, my jalapeno's red hot
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stuff all that cabbage you got
I'm your food innuendo guy, food innuendo guy
Oh yeah
Oooooooh yeah

Oh baby, baby, baby, you got eggplant parmigiana
Baby, baby, baby, bite my zucchini if you wanna
I'll give you fresh fruit salad
I don't get it from no can
Your string bean days are over
I'm your cucumber man
I'm your food inunendo guy, food innuendo guy
Oh so delicious


More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/adam_sandler/#share

 

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Bored and Useless
-Rally-  1 star
Title: It was a blast!!!!!
Posts: 202
Registered: 2008-7-3 20:09:59
the space between the bullets in our fire fights
is where you'll find me hiding waiting for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H67uEgRZs2Y

 

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Respect is earned,
Greatness achieved
and Legends created by others.
Hyperimiator  3 stars
Title: Maximus Probus
Posts: 840
Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
Hit the third hour they Hyperimiator song is on at about 46 minute in.

http://www.360soundshow.com/2010_07_20_archive.html

This is not suitable at work.

 

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The Hyperimiator song
http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=1639&starttime=1:40:35
"ou are never going to be able to vote for the revolution. Get that hope out of your mind" -Jerry Rubin
http://www.youtube.com/user/Hyperimiator#p/u
Terminius_Est  3 stars
Title: Moon River
Posts: 894
Registered: 2002-2-27 06:08:05
You talk too much
You worry me to death
You talk too much
You even worry my pet

You just talk
Talk too much

You talk about people
That you don't know
You talk about people
Wherever you go

You just talk
Talk too much

You talk about people
That you've never seen
You talk about people
You can make me scream

You just talk
you talk too much

 

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There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the FORCE.
Sci/Fi Bookshelf http://tinyurl.com/2z8u9h
Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
I went to KFC to get some fried chicken
Bitch behind the counter looked
Finger lickin good
I was hungry so I ordered a bucket
She was hungry for my dick so I said
Bitch suck it

 

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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Bright eyes, burning like fire
Bright eyes, how can you close and fail?
How can the light that burned so brightly,
Suddenly burn so pale?
Bright eyes

 

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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
OK or DE's. /\

You pick.

 

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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
I mashed her potato
Put my gravy on her biscuit
A bitch like that
She couldn't get enough of this dick
On the deep fryer at kentucky fried chicken
She opened up her mouth
Put my balls and my dick in

 

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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Dark_EternalFF posted:

I mashed her potato
Put my gravy on her biscuit
A bitch like that
She couldn't get enough of this dick
On the deep fryer at kentucky fried chicken
She opened up her mouth
Put my balls and my dick in



That's not safe or sanitary.

 

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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
dawg in the bathtub
The bathtub
dawg in the bathtub
The bathtub
rub-a-dub-dub
rub-a-dub-dub-dub
Balls in her asshole
her asshole

 

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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012

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