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the_great_ontex  Title: This is what cool looks like
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They're rude and that stealing behavior only means one thing:
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Akza  Posts: 271
Registered: 2002-9-8 18:02:25
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They're after your soul.
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squirrels are always after your nuts 
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rats are smart creatures  . don't compare squirrels to rats!!!
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BritonGuy  Title: Serious Business
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I was actually pretty excited to just sit outside eating peanuts for breakfast watching the sun rise.
Those little bastards ruined everything.
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BritonGuy posted:
and when you put the peanuts you were snacking on down for a moment they sneak up behind you and steal them.
The same demons possess Labrador retrievers.
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JD_HOGG Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
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Not demons. Flesh and blood. Pellet gun > squirrel.
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BritonGuy Title: Serious Business
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JD_HOGG posted:
Not demons. Flesh and blood. Pellet gun > squirrel.
For 5 minutes maybe.
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Fozzie_Bear Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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BritonGuy posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
I leave birdseed below the bird feeder which is right in front of the windows of my porch. this allows for the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks as well as bunnies to come eat and my cats get to watch ALL of them.
The squirrels empty your feeder when you aren't around.
nope they have NO ability to get to the feeder
all they get is whats left out, I would easily tell if the squirrels got in there, they would empty it ASAP
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JD_HOGG Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
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A pellet gun, a pile of bird food on the ground, and a little patience, you will have a heap of dead squirrel bodies around that bird food pile in no time. KILL THEM ALL!!!
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