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So... are ALL believers leaving in the rapture or not? [Locked] |
Varece  Posts: 1,096
Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11
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So... are ALL believers leaving in the rapture or not? |
Heavens Gate did it already. It didn't end well. They didn't make it.
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Dark_EternalFF Title: Official ACF Turd
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Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
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There better be some fking zombies or demons or something for those of us left behind to kill and get loot from, or else it'll be the worst Rapture ever
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Date Posted:
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Here's how I was taught it would happen in church: Rapture
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Fozzie_Bear Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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So... are ALL believers leaving in the rapture or not? |
8 hours till the rapture of the end of the workweek
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-Mithan- Title: VNBoard Admin
Posts: 1,287
Registered: 2000-3-1 11:53:15
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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So... are ALL believers leaving in the rapture or not? |
The Rapture doesn't actually exist, it is just another dumb thing that Protestants added to the bible.
Its like Purgatory or "buying your way into heaven" that the Catholics created in order to get money.
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_Alexandra_  Title: Lady of the Spatula
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Registered: 2000-6-12 10:58:38
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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So... are ALL believers leaving in the rapture or not? |
144,000 will be taken.
Not very good odds if you ask me 
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Jezza_Belle Title: =^.^=
Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
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_Alexandra_ posted:
144,000 will be taken.
Not very good odds if you ask me
Isn't that the Jehovah's Witnesses belief?
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tillsb Title: me
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Registered: 2003-7-24 20:45:26
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I hope they do
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Bakuun Posts: 372
Registered: 2001-1-23 16:09:03
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hopefully they all leave. soon.
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Jezza_Belle Title: =^.^=
Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
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So... are ALL believers leaving in the rapture or not? |
What if you get raptured in the middle of sex?
Are you going to want to go?
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