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Lanacan Title: Random, Crazy, Mental.... Posts: 789 Registered: 2002-2-19 17:27:59	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: who poops with the seat up?
	NeoKarnak posted: combat_mage_sc posted: mightbe posted: once upon a time, my friend was so sick, he was taking a bath and instead of getting his fat ass up, he decided to let it rip while sitting in the bathtub I had a friend that would isht in the shower and stomp it down the drain. I was like...'i gotta find new friends' Jesus Christ LOL.
Jezza_Belle Title: =^.^= Posts: 2,771 Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: who poops with the seat up?
	myxomatosis8 posted: ArchrikerHG posted: Jezza_Belle posted: how do you all handle "the tp never comes back clean after 30 wipes" issue? that's what standing up solves. You can get mean with your butt and really work at it and put some force behind the wipe. or use baby wipes/wet the TP a little bit. this thread is full of lulz. Baby wipes, wet the TP, or reverse the direction of the wipe, just on the anus, not talking smearing all the way up to the other hole... Combination of moist wiping material + reverse direction works best. It happens because you have creases in your asshole, need to get your soft poop out of all those creases... are you calling me a wrinkled asshole? -----signature----- ( - Y - ) These ones are not real, just FYI. Follow my progress... http://tweetlbug.deviantart.com/
aon_mixed Title: Pirate Kitty Posts: 2,317 Registered: 2002-8-19 07:30:30	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: who poops with the seat up?
	Jezza_Belle posted: are you calling me a wrinkled ashhole? -----signature----- may contain partial nudity
_sooz_ Posts: 1,256 Registered: 2004-12-4 11:40:44	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: who poops with the seat up?
	Itab posted: Who wipes their ass standing up? I've never understood how someone could wipe their butt sitting down... the mechanics of it just boggles me. There is no way im sticking my hand down into the toilet when i could just stand up and wipe. Easy, and poop-water free! -----signature----- Wolfz All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.
aon_mixed Title: Pirate Kitty Posts: 2,317 Registered: 2002-8-19 07:30:30	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: who poops with the seat up?
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myxomatosis8 Title: amateur zookeeper Posts: 800 Registered: 2001-7-14 23:45:21	Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: who poops with the seat up?
	_sooz_ posted: Itab posted: Who wipes their ass standing up? I've never understood how someone could wipe their butt sitting down... the mechanics of it just boggles me. There is no way im sticking my hand down into the toilet when i could just stand up and wipe. Easy, and poop-water free! I like the half-stand. Now who had that wonderful paint drawing of a stick person showing sitting and standing wiping, for the oddballs who can't figure out the stand/stoop wipe? -----signature----- If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.

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