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NeoKarnak  2 stars
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This thread scares me a bit.


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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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how do you all handle "the tp never comes back clean after 30 wipes" issue?

 

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Polishing the ole turtle head eh?

 

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ArchrikerHG  2 stars
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Jezza_Belle posted:

how do you all handle "the tp never comes back clean after 30 wipes" issue?



that's what standing up solves. You can get mean with your butt and really work at it and put some force behind the wipe.

or use baby wipes/wet the TP a little bit.

this thread is full of lulz.

 

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Sith_Mauler  4 stars
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Dark_EternalFF posted:

People who wake up in the middle of the night with horrible diarrhea and rush to the bathroom in a panic without turning on the light



I have done this.

Especially in the winter its a rude awakening.

 

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FTW:

 

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myxomatosis8  3 stars
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ArchrikerHG posted:

Jezza_Belle posted:

how do you all handle "the tp never comes back clean after 30 wipes" issue?



that's what standing up solves. You can get mean with your butt and really work at it and put some force behind the wipe.

or use baby wipes/wet the TP a little bit.

this thread is full of lulz.



Baby wipes, wet the TP, or reverse the direction of the wipe, just on the anus, not talking smearing all the way up to the other hole...

Combination of moist wiping material + reverse direction works best. It happens because you have creases in your asshole, need to get your soft poop out of all those creases...

 

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Caledric  4 stars
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Jezza_Belle posted:

how do you all handle "the tp never comes back clean after 30 wipes" issue?



then its time to just say eff it and take a shower.

 

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