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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
you never heard of a Cougar Alexandra? I find that hard to believe

 

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-Abysmal-  4 stars
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Registered: 2000-12-20 06:45:24
-Eps posted:

I know pics are needed but she would totally notice me



wtf is wrong with the youth of today?

seriously you cant even figure out a way to sneak a pic?

by some amazing miracle should you find your way in her pants i seriously now doubt you would know what to do!

 

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ikkoikki  4 stars
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2009-2-8 10:34:47
_Alexandra_ posted:

ikkoikki posted:

_Alexandra_ posted:

Women my age are not often looking for boys.

Forget it.



Not to marry, obviously, but just to seduce. Plenty. You know how many middle aged women eye f*** me?







It's true, don't let my posting on ACF fool you. I'm actually quite handsome. The word "Adonis" has been used to describe me.

 

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NonOffensiveName  3 stars
Title: Touching people in special places all day long
Posts: 830
Registered: 2001-10-7 19:39:14
ikkoikki posted:

_Alexandra_ posted:

Women my age are not often looking for boys.

Forget it.



Not to marry, obviously, but just to seduce. Plenty. You know how many middle aged women eye f*** me?



I'm guessing they're more middle aged men eye profanity you than middle aged women doing so. Lol

 

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ikkoikki  4 stars
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Registered: 2009-2-8 10:34:47
That's probably true but I have absolutely NO gaydar so I wouldn't even notice

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
_Alexandra_ posted:

Women my age are not often looking for boys.

Forget it.



speak for yourself, I like them young and trainable.

 

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Webscar  3 stars
Title: /Yiffs in Hell [face_furry]
Posts: 946
Registered: 2002-11-30 00:27:37
Someone once used 'Adonis' to describe me too.

Something about eating him... I don't really remember... I do remember that they had a tasty looking Doughnut with Jelly Filling though <3

 

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-Abysmal-  4 stars
Posts: 1,328
Registered: 2000-12-20 06:45:24
ikkoikki posted:

It's true, don't let my posting on ACF fool you. I'm actually quite handsome. The word "Adonis" has been used to describe me.



you need to get your hearing checked...they didn't call you Adonis...they called you ADumbAss!

 

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Immortal_Haze  2 stars
Posts: 498
Registered: 2002-1-31 17:54:09
-Abysmal- posted:

-Eps posted:

I know pics are needed but she would totally notice me



wtf is wrong with the youth of today?

seriously you cant even figure out a way to sneak a pic?

by some amazing miracle should you find your way in her pants i seriously now doubt you would know what to do!



Ironically, walking straight up to her and taking her picture would get him way more into her pants than the current situation I'm seeing.

 

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ikkoikki  4 stars
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2009-2-8 10:34:47
-Abysmal- posted:

ikkoikki posted:

It's true, don't let my posting on ACF fool you. I'm actually quite handsome. The word "Adonis" has been used to describe me.



you need to get your hearing checked...they didn't call you Adonis...they called you ADumbAss!



Impossible! They were referring solely to my facial features, not my mental acumen. I'm beautiful

 

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