VaultNetwork.net Vault Network Boards
Author Topic: Maryland Mega Millions winner hides ticket [Locked]
JD_HOGG  4 stars
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
In the one place she knew she could hide something. Her ass?

"I left my ticket there, and it’s somewhere safe that only I know about,” she told the newspaper through a Creole-speaking translator.
Tipztoe  4 stars
Posts: 1,775
Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
sounds like she can't produce a green card either.
Caledric  4 stars
Title: Pew! Pew! Pew!
Posts: 1,327
Registered: 2001-12-22 07:59:39
That McDonald's is going to get torn to pieces now.

 

-----signature-----
Planetside 2 -- Outcasters "As One"
Marmot BR 0 (waiting for beta!)
Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06

 

-----signature-----
Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
GrimTempest  3 stars
Title: Board Manager
Anime Aikousha

Posts: 977
Registered: 2001-12-21 01:36:49
from what i understand she bought tickets for a pool of her workers and the winning ticket happens to coincidentally be a ticket she bought just for herself.

she prolly figures (maybe rightly so) that her coworkers would kill her and take the ticket at this point.

 

-----signature-----
MyAnimeList - http://myanimelist.net/profile/Grimtempest
- Chaotic Neutral -
El Psy Congroo
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Caledric posted:

That McDonald's is going to get torn to pieces now.



LOL THIS! Why would she even SAY that?!?!

 

-----signature-----
Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
Jesus.Christ..  1 star
Posts: 165
Registered: 2011-5-20 16:21:16
Caledric posted:

That McDonald's is going to get torn to pieces now.



Wouldn't be the first time.

 

-----signature-----
Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven.
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Jesus.Christ.. posted:

Caledric posted:

That McDonald's is going to get torn to pieces now.



Wouldn't be the first time.



C'MON!!! You have the power to know where it is! PM MEH!

 

-----signature-----
Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
Jesus.Christ..  1 star
Posts: 165
Registered: 2011-5-20 16:21:16

 

-----signature-----
Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven.
BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
GrimTempest posted:

from what i understand she bought tickets for a pool of her workers and the winning ticket happens to coincidentally be a ticket she bought just for herself.

she prolly figures (maybe rightly so) that her coworkers would kill her and take the ticket at this point.



For group lottery the common practice is to copy all the tickets and a list of names and hand them out to everyone before the drawing.

I've done those before. I didn't even care about them so I didn't pay attention, but I knew if a ticket won, the mob of people who did pay attention would make sure winnings were split. That's unless everyone was like me, which is doubtful since 3/4ths of those people were dumb, and the $ value per ticket on a group going for a relatively small pot is also extremely dumb.

 

-----signature-----
Briton Guy...persnickety...NEVER! -Murron (truly)
Hawkson is the greatest. -Hawkson
Britonguy is usually right. -Onslaught on BT
“Do or do not... there is no try.” - Yodazami
Do you expect me to remember what I put in my mouth? -NSMachi

VaultNetwork.net is an independently operated community forum and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or technically based on IGN, GameSpy, FilePlanet, GameStats, or the former IGN/GameSpy Vault Network.
References to VaultNetwork.net mean this site/domain. VNBoards-style presentation is a visual homage only. By using this site, you agree to the forum rules.