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Wtf is with all the empty strollers?
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TickyAtack
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Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
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Went to the zoo today because my friend's friend works there and snuck us in free. Nice day, shit tons of people there, and like eight hundred thousand strollers, and so many of them are retarded, but also have the strollers empty . Did they lose the kid to the animals or do they have a stroller for their 8yr old?
Plus in the last like 6 weeks, a lion, a snow leopard, a tiger, and a zebra died there so there's basically 1 of each of those left so kind of sucked
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
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Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Feral children eaten by large cats and a random zebra?
I like this thread, please post updates.
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cobane
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Registered: 2001-9-6 18:42:56
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I once saw a retarded stroller lick the glass at the reptile house. Like suggestively. I told it to stop being so goddamn inappropriate, you know, 'cause there were kids around, and it just ignored me so I punched it over and over and wondered what sorcery this retarded inanimate object must have been involved in to be able to bleed so much and next thing I know I'm a person of interest in an ongoing murder investigation.
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FineYoungCannibals
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Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
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i once shot and killed a werewolf but by the time i got to it the werewolf had turned back into my neighbor's dog
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
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Middle aged white guy, covered in blood and screaming profanity.....profilers wet dream.
I get sorta tired of being wet and dreamy all the god damn time.
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Fozzie_Bear
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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Having a stroller handy at a place like that is great. It's good for carrying your crap around as well as for tossing the kid in when they get tired, which invariably happens.
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zthar
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Registered: 2001-2-10 02:58:41
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so now its proliferating strollers we have to worry about? not just zombies!?
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Fozzie_Bear posted:
Having a stroller handy at a place like that is great. It's good for carrying your crap around as well as for tossing the kid in when they get tired, which invariably happens.
This. Most kids are going to get restless after being in a stroller for a while and need to get out also. Typically they don't just sit and grin quietly for long periods of time while you push them around. Unless they're drugged. Not that I've tried that with our two children....yet.
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You also could be referring to the pile of empty strollers outside exhibits - a lot of places require you to leave strollers outside, so you end up having to grab the kid(s) and anything that you don't want stolen before entering. Leads to a lot of in and out for the kids (which is super annoying, since once they are out they don't want to go back in..).
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ACX
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Registered: 2001-10-25 12:53:52
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Lots of toddlers get sick of walking after a while.
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