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Yackety_Yack  1 star
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Registered: 2010-6-5 09:07:34
Furajir posted:

Yackety_Yack posted:

Well for the total $3,500.00 US he got for it, i'd buy 2 incase i wanted a snack after the operation.



That's what i think too. Besides, no one will ever look for these processed uzbekistanian children...



Now you tell me, i was turning them into hotdogs all this time. Ballpark frank anyone?

 

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Healerbob  1 star
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Registered: 2006-4-3 05:00:24
Aspertame posted:

Yackety_Yack posted:

Healerbob posted:

They are so doofy looking I wouldn't even want a free one. Every time I see some Abercrombie & Fitch asshole with a manpurse carrying one I want to stab them in the face with a soldering iron.



Why do you hate kidneys so much?

lol

 

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Mezzedbyabear
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Registered: 2011-3-14 10:10:30
What I would do is go to the store and buy one. Scratch that I'm too lazy, I'd order one on-line. I'm not a hipster though so I have no wish to own an iphone.

 

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Sezyrrith  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-7-13 05:04:05
Burnflesh posted:

For an Apple product? i'd take a dump, in the toilet, as i do most times. or on someone elses apple product

 

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micahzxr
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Registered: 2012-1-13 22:37:43
worst part about that story is the kid probably got knockoffs

there was an article on cracked.com about knockoffs

there are entire store chains in china and factories for fake apple products. the stores look identical. even the employees at one of the stores all thought they worked for apple.

-- found it http://www.cracked.com/article_19742_the-5-most-insane-examples-chinese-counterfeiting.html--


as far as what i would do for an ipad/ipod
nothing.

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