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Fist_de_Yuma  3 stars
Posts: 571
Registered: 2001-12-20 21:17:22
Constables set out to investigate a report of bandits in the hills outside of Stormwind. They were horrified to find five bodies, apparently whipped to death with fishing rods. Such vigilantly behavior will not be tolerated. The investigation is on going.

There was a disruption in the trade market today. A fight broke out when someone interrupted a debate on who win a fight against Chuck Norris by trying to trade an item. No one was arrested.

This was Today in Stormwind

 

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Arcilite_I  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-27 08:46:24
Please tell me this isn't another attempt at you writing game blogs

 

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_Warlucky_  1 star
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Registered: 2008-7-20 04:40:07
Can't be any worse the the front page full of bot posts
TruthyID  1 star
Posts: 189
Registered: 2010-7-7 12:52:20
Congratulations you just got fisted
Mando_the_Warrior_II
Posts: 19
Registered: 2001-6-14 18:54:09
Fist_de_Yuma posted:

Constables set out to investigate a report of bandits in the hills outside of Stormwind. They were horrified to find five bodies, apparently whipped to death with fishing rods. Such vigilantly behavior will not be tolerated. The investigation is on going.

There was a disruption in the trade market today. A fight broke out when someone interrupted a debate on who win a fight against Chuck Norris by trying to trade an item. No one was arrested.

This was Today in Stormwind



Haha, I got a laugh, not bad. :-)
Sprawl-zero1eye-  4 stars
Title: IGN Vault Staff
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Posts: 1,001
Registered: 2002-6-28 03:39:29
TruthyID posted:

Congratulations you just got fisted


haha that MK3 Legacy "you just got caged" thing is great

 

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Auenwing  3 stars
Title: straightface
Posts: 589
Registered: 2002-12-27 23:23:12
See this one time in the cafeteria....


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steveC91  1 star
Posts: 81
Registered: 2003-3-28 06:34:58
Fist_de_Yuma posted:

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There was a disruption in the trade market today. A fight broke out when someone interrupted a debate on who win a fight against Chuck Norris by trying to trade an item. No one was interested.


This was Today in Stormwind



Edited for realism

 

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In the heat and the rain,
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Rill_of_WE  3 stars
Title: WoW Vault Site Manager
Posts: 557
Registered: 2002-8-6 09:16:33
Fist_de_Yuma posted:

Constables set out to investigate a report of bandits in the hills outside of Stormwind. They were horrified to find five bodies, apparently whipped to death with fishing rods. Such vigilantly behavior will not be tolerated. The investigation is on going.

There was a disruption in the trade market today. A fight broke out when someone interrupted a debate on who win a fight against Chuck Norris by trying to trade an item. No one was arrested.

This was Today in Stormwind



I giggled.

 

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Fist_de_Yuma  3 stars
Posts: 571
Registered: 2001-12-20 21:17:22
If you do the fishing quest in SW the first joke is kind of funny. Otherwise it a complete flop. The second one is a touch funny because touches on the truth. About the last thing you will see in trade is trades.

 

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