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Bahgoon  Posts: 58
Registered: 2004-4-20 07:06:04
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6/4/09 10:35am
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Kwai Chang Cain - RIP |
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Or murder. A lot of them kung fu people hate Americans that profit off of it and teach Americans. 
Sadly, this def. dents the Kill Bill prequel planned Showing them all in action prior to the big split.
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Horundik Posts: 84
Registered: 2002-6-11 10:59:33
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The first thing that came to my mind was that at his age it was highly likely that he got some bad medical news and offed himself. Maybe someone somewhere will let us know what was going on with him prior to the hanging. Either way, "Goodbye Mr. Caine".
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Lowdog-DGB Posts: 35
Registered: 2002-3-20 10:23:49
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I had a Kung Fu lunch box in kindergarten. RIP Grasshopper, RIP.
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Yeah guys, he died while spankin it.
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6/4/09 10:35am
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Police Lt. Gen. Worapong Chewprecha told reporters that Carradine was found with a rope "tied around his penis and another rope around his neck."
"The two ropes were tied together," he said. "It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure due to an orgasm."
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525177,00.html
ok.... so i'm confused.... he rigged a pulley system to jerk it?
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GoForWand Posts: 24
Registered: 2006-2-20 13:27:09
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6/4/09 10:35am
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So I guess it was important that the truth come out (according to his wife)...that he was NOT suicidal.
If this were one of you looking down at yourself...would you rather people think you hung yourself, or died "spankin' it"?
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Horundik Posts: 84
Registered: 2002-6-11 10:59:33
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6/4/09 10:35am
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Though I can think of better ways to accomplish it, at least he went out with an orgasm.
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From what they said on the news he had a separate black rope around his shaft and a yellow rope around the back of his neck - and since he was old he couldn’t properly spank it, so he was just sporadically jerking the rope to gyrate his thingy heh. Gotta hand it to him, that is pretty inventive. I mean… this cause of death definitely rivals that of Steve Irwin’s Stingray death or this dude my coworker knew that died while trying to steal a soda from a machine and it fell on him crushing him. Wonder if David will get a Darwin for 2009 for this. I never liked Kung Fu tbh, tho I do hold Kill Bill in my top 10 best movies, I’m just pissed this ruins the sequel idea Quintino talked about earlier this year.
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Bahgoon Posts: 58
Registered: 2004-4-20 07:06:04
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6/4/09 10:35am
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According to the divorce papers filed by his 4th wife, David was a bit of a naughty boy. I guess it is a good thing I stay blissfully unaware of the personal lives of actors I like.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0605092carradine1.html
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