eh Thug.. this is Florida, if the ceiling fans are not on you will die. The bird never had a problem prior. He just ended up hating his life and I made him sad by yelling at him so he committed suicide and bee lined right into it on purpose.
As for tossing them up into the air - that is not my fault. It's a "flying squirrel" or "Sugar glider" hence he was supposed to glide or fly to safety, not plummet to the ground and go splat. If anything the Pet Shop should be held accountable for false advertisement and those damned Rocky & Bullwinkle cartoons that brainwashed us into believing that bs. Totally not my fault.
Fofo wasn't my fault either. Fofo the dog was a happy dog that loved to play with his red ball. One day a very happy Fofo followed his red ball into the street and got runned over by a car. Not my fault he didn't look both ways before crossing.
So I'm completely innocent in everything. You should blame God.
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