there were the mods, and they were good... and naughty... and kinky.... and they were two groups, the wominz mods and the mens.

and lo did the kinky moddess Kittynne came onto the world and said "/puddle" and brought forth the oceans and rivers, and rains.

and lo did the triune moddess poptart, channell and foxy say "we needs men." and so were men fashioned to please them and all wominz mods.

and lo did GFN come unto men and said "you needs wominz" and so wominz were fashioned to please men.

and lo did the other mods come forth unto the world and each gave their gifts, animals and plants grew and abounded and a hundred other miracles.

and it was boring.

then the mightiest and greatest of mods Mithan come forth and said "let there be the net" And so the net was born and men and wominz across the world and from every side of the puddles have something to do and they made VN as a holy ground to bask in the magnificence of the mods.

But one mod held back his gift till all others were done. And so Lyndrek came forth at last when all men and wominz were on the net, and with a gleam in his eye and a smirk he said.

"all wominz get in the kitchen and make me some pie!"


SO WHERE IS MAH PIE?!

 

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I want a slice of that pie!

 

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No pie for Lyndrek

 

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I do NOT see pie.

now git in the kitchen barefoot and make me some pie!

 

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should have been light on the first day so the almighty himself could see how much he screwed us up!

 

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No pie for jou~

I had some pie last night. Lemon pie. It was good.

 

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PIE!

 

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Make your own damn Pie!

 

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I see a bunch of wominz and wominz mods failing in their duties in making me pie.

don't make me make you go clean my house.

 

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