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Evilynne  2 stars
Title: Inamorata
Posts: 315
Registered: 2004-9-2 21:54:49


Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!

This installment is called "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!"

We're looking for the best "one-liner" snappy answer (ala Mad Magazine) to the following stupid question:

"Are you sleeping?"

The contest will end Wednesday, April 15, 2009 - at 11:59pm board time and the winner announced on Friday,April 17. Good Luck to ALL!!!


ONE Winner will be chosen per contest.
Winner will select the next game thread as usual but will receive VIP status for and be able to rename the board for two weeks.
Please note: Prize is dependent upon VNBoard history and management approval.


Contest Rules:
- All are invited to participate.
- All entries must be submitted on this thread, no PMs.
- All entries must conform to the ToS Keep it Clean! Any entries that violate the ToS will be disqualified and you may be subject to a ban.
- No sexual innuendo, explicit content.
- Entries will be judged on best fit and comedic value.
- Three entries per user. If you post more than three, only your first three will be submitted for judging. Of those three your best will be chosen for a final judging.
- In the case of duplicates, only the first individual entering a specific caption will be included in the judging.
- Winners will be chosen by VN Management votes. The vote will not occur on this board. The VN Management decision by vote is final.
- VN Managers, are not eligible to play

If you have any questions about this contest, please feel free to contact Evilynne via PM.

 

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Galdwarf  2 stars
Title: Ye Olde Pub Barfly
Posts: 379
Registered: 2002-2-27 21:53:46
I've seen this question before.


/looks in post history for the winning answer

 

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R 7/27/2003
"Don't make me stamp my little foot!" - Lyli (as channeled by JBG)
"Thousands of my unborn children just died on my computer screen due to that icon." -Oob
My ACF boat:
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t107/Galdwarf/IMG_2093.jpg
DunesVladHarkonnen  4 stars
Title: Moderator
Probably on Vacation

Posts: 1,444
Registered: 2003-3-29 22:10:08
No, but I have a headache...

 

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There's some delight in ale and wine,
And some in girls with ankles fine,
But my delight, yes, always mine,
Is to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.
Daimar  4 stars
Title: Moderator
DAoC Knight - Generalist

Posts: 1,518
Registered: 2004-11-5 08:02:09
Evilynne posted:

"Are you sleeping?"



WHO DARES DISTURB THE SLUMBER OF AL-RA-MARRASH!

 

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Vishtani  1 star
Title: Oh bite me!
Posts: 116
Registered: 2005-3-15 15:19:20
Oh, sorry I thought you were done!

 

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Junior Mayor of the City State of Applesauce Town <3
-Poptart-  2 stars
Title: CAUTION: May be hot!
Posts: 261
Registered: 2001-2-22 10:41:46
Evilynne posted:

- VN Managers, are not eligible to play



Wtf!

Why the h8?!

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen  4 stars
Title: Moderator
Probably on Vacation

Posts: 1,444
Registered: 2003-3-29 22:10:08
-Poptart- posted:

Evilynne posted:

- VN Managers, are not eligible to play



Wtf!


Why the h8?!



It's earned!

 

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There's some delight in ale and wine,
And some in girls with ankles fine,
But my delight, yes, always mine,
Is to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.
Pulp_Gareth  4 stars
Title: boomshakkalakkaboom
Posts: 1,236
Registered: 2005-11-4 10:51:12
Evilynne posted:



"Are you sleeping?"



No, I was doing my chainsaw impression.

Yes but thanks for waking me. I was dreaming about naked people typing.

No, I'm doing my impression of Lindsay Lohan's career.

 

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Bardus  1 star
Title: Tastes Great
Posts: 201
Registered: 2004-1-23 17:25:26
I've got no clean answers

 

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Life is a mystery. Don't waste time trying to figure it out
Keep a sense of humor, especially about yourself. It is a strength beyond all measure
Know that nothing stays the same
Galdwarf  2 stars
Title: Ye Olde Pub Barfly
Posts: 379
Registered: 2002-2-27 21:53:46
Bardus posted:

I've got no clean answers



Why'd I read that as no clean underwear?

 

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R 7/27/2003
"Don't make me stamp my little foot!" - Lyli (as channeled by JBG)
"Thousands of my unborn children just died on my computer screen due to that icon." -Oob
My ACF boat:
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t107/Galdwarf/IMG_2093.jpg

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