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Evilynne  2 stars
Title: Inamorata
Posts: 315
Registered: 2004-9-2 21:54:49
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!

This installment is called "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!"

We're looking for the best "one-liner" snappy answer (ala Mad Magazine) to the following stupid question:

"Are you going to eat that?"

The contest will end Wednesday, April 29, 2009 - at 11:59pm board time and the winner announced on Friday,May 1st. Good Luck to ALL!!!


ONE Winner will be chosen per contest.
Winner will select the next game thread as usual but will receive VIP status for and be able to rename the board for two weeks.
Please note: Prize is dependent upon VNBoard history and management approval.


Contest Rules:
- All are invited to participate.
- All entries must be submitted on this thread, no PMs.
- All entries must conform to the ToS Keep it Clean! Any entries that violate the ToS will be disqualified and you may be subject to a ban.
- No sexual innuendo, explicit content.
- Entries will be judged on best fit and comedic value.
- Three entries per user. If you post more than three, only your first three will be submitted for judging. Of those three your best will be chosen for a final judging.
- In the case of duplicates, only the first individual entering a specific caption will be included in the judging.
- Winners will be chosen by VN Management votes. The vote will not occur on this board. The VN Management decision by vote is final.
- VN Managers, are not eligible to play

If you have any questions about this contest, please feel free to contact Evilynne via PM.

 

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Daimar  4 stars
Title: Moderator
DAoC Knight - Generalist

Posts: 1,518
Registered: 2004-11-5 08:02:09
Yes I am, and when I'm done I'm going to roll around in it's sweet, sweet juices.

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen  4 stars
Title: Moderator
Probably on Vacation

Posts: 1,444
Registered: 2003-3-29 22:10:08
10s rule baby! Course I am!

 

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Pulp_Gareth  4 stars
Title: boomshakkalakkaboom
Posts: 1,236
Registered: 2005-11-4 10:51:12
Why? You need more padding there Orca?

No. I'm finally full on this and power.

You can take it if you want but I doubt you'll like powdered evil I sprinkled on it.

 

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columbonet
Title: 199 adoptions
Posts: 6
Registered: 2006-9-10 07:26:46
That's what she said (sorry, I couldn't help it)

Only because I can't drink it.
Mangler_SC  4 stars
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
Evilynne posted:

"Are you going to eat that?"



Yes.

 

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Yb-Divinity
Title: Yottabytes of Information
Posts: 31
Registered: 2006-4-19 07:44:46
420

 

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Evilynne  2 stars
Title: Inamorata
Posts: 315
Registered: 2004-9-2 21:54:49
Quote:

The lovely managers have voted and the winner is :


columbonet posted:
Only because I can't drink it.

Gratz!

 

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Daimar  4 stars
Title: Moderator
DAoC Knight - Generalist

Posts: 1,518
Registered: 2004-11-5 08:02:09
booo!

 

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Bardus  1 star
Title: Tastes Great
Posts: 201
Registered: 2004-1-23 17:25:26
Daimar posted:

booo!



oh wait, i didnt play

 

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