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Daimar  4 stars
Title: Moderator
DAoC Knight - Generalist

Posts: 1,518
Registered: 2004-11-5 08:02:09
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!

This installment is called "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!"

We're looking for the best "one-liner" snappy answer (ala Mad Magazine) to the following stupid question:

"Pardon me, do you have the time?"

The contest will end Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - at 11:59pm board time and the winner announced on Friday,May 15th. Good Luck to ALL!!!


ONE Winner will be chosen per contest.
Winner will select the next game thread as usual but will receive VIP status for and be able to rename the board for two weeks.
Please note: Prize is dependent upon VNBoard history and management approval.


Contest Rules:
- All are invited to participate.
- All entries must be submitted on this thread, no PMs.
- All entries must conform to the ToS Keep it Clean! Any entries that violate the ToS will be disqualified and you may be subject to a ban.
- No sexual innuendo, explicit content.
- Entries will be judged on best fit and comedic value.
- Three entries per user. If you post more than three, only your first three will be submitted for judging. Of those three your best will be chosen for a final judging.
- In the case of duplicates, only the first individual entering a specific caption will be included in the judging.
- Winners will be chosen by VN Management votes. The vote will not occur on this board. The VN Management decision by vote is final.
- VN Managers, are not eligible to play

If you have any questions about this contest, please feel free to contact Daimar via PM.

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen  4 stars
Title: Moderator
Probably on Vacation

Posts: 1,444
Registered: 2003-3-29 22:10:08
Pardon ME, do you have any Grey Poupon?

 

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There's some delight in ale and wine,
And some in girls with ankles fine,
But my delight, yes, always mine,
Is to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.
Pulp_Gareth  4 stars
Title: boomshakkalakkaboom
Posts: 1,236
Registered: 2005-11-4 10:51:12
500

 

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Nann  1 star
Title: Rack of Nann
Posts: 246
Registered: 2002-7-31 10:43:01
Do you have the beer?

 

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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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Galdwarf  2 stars
Title: Ye Olde Pub Barfly
Posts: 379
Registered: 2002-2-27 21:53:46
/looks at watch with a surprise on face

It's exactly 24 hours past this time yesterday!

 

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R 7/27/2003
"Don't make me stamp my little foot!" - Lyli (as channeled by JBG)
"Thousands of my unborn children just died on my computer screen due to that icon." -Oob
My ACF boat:
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Daimar  4 stars
Title: Moderator
DAoC Knight - Generalist

Posts: 1,518
Registered: 2004-11-5 08:02:09
and our winner for this stint is Nann, congratulations, pick a new name for the board, get down and funky.

 

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LGM Tailor x3, SC x3, AC x3, WC x3, Alch x3, Fletch
http://gimpchimp.etilader.com/s.php?u=daimar
babies cry a lot, but then they smile at you and you stop throwing them into the wall. - Goatstar
DunesVladHarkonnen  4 stars
Title: Moderator
Probably on Vacation

Posts: 1,444
Registered: 2003-3-29 22:10:08
Daimar posted:

and our winner for this stint is Nann, congratulations, pick a new name for the board, get down and funky.



50/50 chance and I still lose...


I suspect 'the rack' played...

 

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There's some delight in ale and wine,
And some in girls with ankles fine,
But my delight, yes, always mine,
Is to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.
Bardus  1 star
Title: Tastes Great
Posts: 201
Registered: 2004-1-23 17:25:26

 

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Kool-Aid Flavor of the Week: Man-o-Mangoberry
Life is a mystery. Don't waste time trying to figure it out
Keep a sense of humor, especially about yourself. It is a strength beyond all measure
Know that nothing stays the same
Pulp_Gareth  4 stars
Title: boomshakkalakkaboom
Posts: 1,236
Registered: 2005-11-4 10:51:12

 

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Lord of the Rings Online - Meneldor Server
65 Minstrel | 65 Hunter | 65 Champion
65 Burglar | 5x Captain | 4x Grd
4x Loremaster | 3x Warden | 1x RK
Live/PSN: GydeonX
Mangler_SC  4 stars
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
That's awesome!

 

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Mangler had an accident on the way home from the liquor store. He was run off the road and crashed into a woman's clinic. It was one giant Pabst smear.
-Bou_Te
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